Well, here we are.
The FIRST Friday Fume of the NEW YEAR!!!
Alright…Settle down…Good grief.
Today, we begin a whole new year of the same old liberal/socialist crap by advancing the theory that if you don’t laugh a little…You’ll cry A LOT!!!
Brian Taylor…A 45 year old IDIOT is in trouble in Yorkshire England.
He was arrested for violating a court order that he stay far away from GAS STATIONS.
It seems he rather enjoys STEALING petrol…AND GETTING HIGH BY SNIFFING AND…DRINKING THE GAS!!!
Back in 2005…THE GAS GUZZLER was KICKED OUT OF A SUPPORT GROUP FOR…”SHOWING UP SMELLING OF GASOLINE AND…BEING DEEMED A…FIRE HAZARD!!!”
Perhaps it might be prudent to get a court order preventing him from wearing CORDUROY PANTS???
A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT 70% OF Americans have NO CONFIDENCE in government which, stands to reason.
The OTHER 30% ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!
3 out of this weekend’s 4 NFL playoff games aren’t sold out which is being seen as an embarrassment to the league. They might even have the Green Bay game BLACKED OUT in GREEN BAY!!!
Gee…I can’t for the LIFE of me figure out why people wouldn’t spend $300 BUCKS A TICKET…UP TO A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR PARKING…TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY A FROZEN WEENIE AND PLUNK DOWN THE PRICE OF A FERRARI FOR A BEER ON A STICK IN 4 DEGREE WEATHER…Can you?
It’s been quite the week and there may have been a few things you missed so…
Let’s all TEA PARTY UP…Hold on to something solid and DIVE RIGHT IN!!!
It’s Friday friends and patriots and…