Babylon Bee: BOSTON, MA—As part of its new ad campaign designed to target a new, more sensitive American male, Gillette announced Tuesday that the company will be giving out a free manly pink side bag with every purchase while supplies last.
The bag will reportedly contain a copy of The Feminine Mystique and instructions on how to treat any toxic masculinity you may have come down with. To get the free bag, you must spend at least $20 on a Gillette razor or other hygienic product and mail in your man card to the company. more here
h/t webonot
I thought that JanuHairy meant that women went au natural?
BTW, I have no problem with that… 🙂 🙂 🙂
Jillette….that’s what they’re calling it over on The Peoples Cube.
“Shave and a Haircut, to bitch…”
It also comes in lavender and is called the “Stelter”. The pink one pictured is the “Acosta”.
I was really hoping for a pink pussy hat.
Wow, went out to buy some blades and I remembered just in the nick of time to change brands, that was a close shave….just missed doing it by a whisker.
Jillette makes me sick. These hypocrites can out hypocrite just about any hypocrite politician. And that is saying something.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/01/metoo-boomerang-gillette-lectures-us-men-on-sexism-then-caught-showcasing-hot-models-in-skintight-jumpsuits/
…is it JUST your man card you have to send on, or do you have to ask your wife to let you get your testicles out of her purse, so you can send THOSE in as well?
For transgenders to hold their female accessories, like maxi-pads, when they force themselves into women’s restrooms. For sicko men to flaunt their perversity in public. So disgusting that they are likely to get attacked for who they are not.
You also get a coupon for a dozen Twinkies
@BB: Jillette, for shaving your pink hat
Dollar Shave Club is so worth it. Do it.
They should throw in a bottle of matching nail polish. Todays dandies wouldn’t pass that up.
I love the satire of The Babylon Bee. And if you don’t want a pink man bag you could also get a free man bun hair tie. Thank God I’m bald and keep my hair short in the back. I’m getting too old to deliberately make myself look stupid.
That’s not a man bag. That’s a doosh bag!
That’s not a man bun. That’s a saddle horn!
Are Man-pons included? 🙄
It’s just the thing to carry in a gay pwide parade. Dahling, you wook fabuwuss! PUKE!
Get-um free bottle of anal bleach too!
From what I’ve seen, your target market is too lazy to shave – good luck with that…
DSC is on the take. Be careful of who you do business with.
FWIW, I saw a pack of MicroTouch Tough Blade shaving utensils at Farm & Fleet yesterday. I don’t wet shave or I would have looked closer. Braun FTW!
Hello Harry’s, Gillete razors are terrible at shaving my nuts anyway
But it’s European!