Give Me A State And I’ll Tell You What Beer The Men There Like… Not You, Idaho – IOTW Report

Give Me A State And I’ll Tell You What Beer The Men There Like… Not You, Idaho

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When it comes to public humiliation, Idahoans have a unique gift.

We are special. We populate a spectacular state. According to countless places-to-live lists, Boise is the super-bestest city in the universe.

But whenever a report comes out comparing Idaho tendencies to the rest of America’s, I find it best to steel yourself. You never know what freak-show secrets we might discover about ourselves. We always seem to find new, face-melting ways to arse out in front of the rest of the nation.

So be warned, bro. Better take a deep breath and chug a beer. Or a wussified, flavored malt beverage. More

 

34 Comments on Give Me A State And I’ll Tell You What Beer The Men There Like… Not You, Idaho

  1. “We always seem to find new, face-melting ways to arse out in front of the rest of the nation.”

    It’s because you’re fuggin’ Canadians.

    Americans don’t say “arse”, buddy.

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  2. As a former bartender for many, many Moons up here in NoDak, There is no fucking way Corona is a top beer here. No. Fucking. Way. It’s either Bud Light or Captain Morgan. Up here, If you owned a bar, and all you sold was bud light ans Capt’n Morgan, you would be just fine. Oh, and the occasional Caesar to cater to the Canadians.

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  3. Al: “I only drink the beer that has tits on the label. All other beers are gay.”

    Uncle Al, American Independent. Proud Heterosexual.

    Damn son, you could run for office with a slogan like that.

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  4. O/T (sorry): TRUMP GETS DEAL WITH MEXICO ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
    Trump tweet at 5:31pm
    “I am pleased to inform you that The United States of America has reached a signed agreement with Mexico. The Tariffs scheduled to be implemented by the U.S. on Monday, against Mexico, are hereby indefinitely suspended. Mexico, in turn, has agreed to take strong measures to stem the tide of Migration through Mexico, and to our Southern Border. This is being done to greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States. Details of the agreement will be released shortly by the State Department. Thank you!”

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  5. Kalik Gold from the Bahamas is the absolute best beer.

    That effing BFH can get it at any Pubelicks grocery store over there in Crazytown Fla. That bastard.

    Harrumph

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  6. Uncle Al,

    Of course. I was just trying to see if anyone would bite on that! 🙂 But actually, I like Pilsner with food because it’s lighter on the stomach and a good palate cleanser. Whereas, a decent ale can take over my mouth. 🙂

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  7. I don’t drink, but I do remember drinking Guinness and feeling like I had to chew it before I swallowed it. LOL. The only beer I liked was one I had tasted at The Lazy Dog (Las Vegas). It came in a teeny crate with samples of 6 different beers. I don’t know the name of it except it was an IPA. Either from Holland or India.
    Oh well.

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  8. I don’t drink, either. And when I did long ago, I never did like beer. When someone said, “You have to just get used to it”, I said, “No, I don’t!”

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  9. beer is a wonderful product that was perfected in the German-Check-Austrian area in the 16th century … they even produced a law, the Reinheitsgebot, which states that there are to be only 4 ingrediencies to beer: water, barlk malt, hops & yeast (for fermentation)
    … you gotta include lime (rice, or any other crap) to make your beer taste girly … it ain’t beer

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  10. I am a fan of Great Lakes Brewery – Dortmunder Gold – bottled is good, On Tap – Awesome! Just like my Father used to drink, tasted it when I was 5.

    I will be in town to have some next weekend!

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