Idahostatesman
When it comes to public humiliation, Idahoans have a unique gift.
We are special. We populate a spectacular state. According to countless places-to-live lists, Boise is the super-bestest city in the universe.
But whenever a report comes out comparing Idaho tendencies to the rest of America’s, I find it best to steel yourself. You never know what freak-show secrets we might discover about ourselves. We always seem to find new, face-melting ways to arse out in front of the rest of the nation.
So be warned, bro. Better take a deep breath and chug a beer. Or a wussified, flavored malt beverage. More
I didn’t see Schlitz anywhere on that map. No Stroh’s either.
“We always seem to find new, face-melting ways to arse out in front of the rest of the nation.”
It’s because you’re fuggin’ Canadians.
Americans don’t say “arse”, buddy.
As a former bartender for many, many Moons up here in NoDak, There is no fucking way Corona is a top beer here. No. Fucking. Way. It’s either Bud Light or Captain Morgan. Up here, If you owned a bar, and all you sold was bud light ans Capt’n Morgan, you would be just fine. Oh, and the occasional Caesar to cater to the Canadians.
Saying your favorite beer is Mike’s is like
saying your favorite automobile is a Schwinn.
By the way, I’ll stick with my favorite St. Pauli Girl.
There are other good and similar beers, but they don’t have beautiful beaming buxom blond barmaids on the labels and packaging.
(pssst!…it’s a satire article)
I’m just surprised they didn’t use “Water: DUI” for Florida.
The states that favor PBR should be no surprise to anyone.
Al: “I only drink the beer that has tits on the label. All other beers are gay.”
Uncle Al, American Independent. Proud Heterosexual.
Damn son, you could run for office with a slogan like that.
O/T (sorry): TRUMP GETS DEAL WITH MEXICO ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
Trump tweet at 5:31pm
“I am pleased to inform you that The United States of America has reached a signed agreement with Mexico. The Tariffs scheduled to be implemented by the U.S. on Monday, against Mexico, are hereby indefinitely suspended. Mexico, in turn, has agreed to take strong measures to stem the tide of Migration through Mexico, and to our Southern Border. This is being done to greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States. Details of the agreement will be released shortly by the State Department. Thank you!”
Survey of 1,000 across 50 states is 20 per state.
Idaho isn’t the only state with worthless results.
Give Me A State And I’ll Tell You What The still breathing Men there Like… oxygen,,
Lager is a chick drink for girly men. Give me an ale with some bread in it.
Where’s Iron City Lite for Pennsylvania? As my uncle used to say “drinking IC lite is like making love in a canoe, Fucking near water!
Kalik Gold from the Bahamas is the absolute best beer.
That effing BFH can get it at any Pubelicks grocery store over there in Crazytown Fla. That bastard.
Harrumph
Beer Wars, drink none of this ever:
https://pluralist.com/budweiser-lgbt-pride-cups/
I happen to like Narragansett oh and Yuengling.
I’m not such a picky asshole but my brother insists on Grolsch.
Hey Bartender, I’ll have a Lager!
Here in Colorado I drink Oscar Blues Scotch Ale.
That article’s author thinks Budweiser is the favorite beer in a state with no road into its capital, darkness half the year and roughly twenty earthquakes a day? LOL.
https://www.adn.com/alaska-visitors-guide/2018/05/03/raise-your-glass-to-beer-born-and-brewed-in-alaska/
@Jimmy:
Lager is for when I’m thirsty.
Ale is for when I’m hungry.
Ain’t it grand we have both?
Uncle Al,
Of course. I was just trying to see if anyone would bite on that! 🙂 But actually, I like Pilsner with food because it’s lighter on the stomach and a good palate cleanser. Whereas, a decent ale can take over my mouth. 🙂
I don’t drink, but I do remember drinking Guinness and feeling like I had to chew it before I swallowed it. LOL. The only beer I liked was one I had tasted at The Lazy Dog (Las Vegas). It came in a teeny crate with samples of 6 different beers. I don’t know the name of it except it was an IPA. Either from Holland or India.
Oh well.
Yeah, I don’t drrink either, MJA. 😀
(My Irish and Scottish ancestors are yelling at me.)
-Jimmy
I don’t drink, either. And when I did long ago, I never did like beer. When someone said, “You have to just get used to it”, I said, “No, I don’t!”
LOL Anonymous. My Greek grandparents had a vineyard and I can’t even bring myself to drink wine.
Claudia- All liquor tastes like store brand diet cola to me. 😀
^^ LOL!
Claudia and MJA just admitted that they were reluctant to dance….
There’s something wrong with your palate, MJA!
@ jimmy – Czech pilsner is probably the best.
https://www.pilsnerurquell.com/
beer is a wonderful product that was perfected in the German-Check-Austrian area in the 16th century … they even produced a law, the Reinheitsgebot, which states that there are to be only 4 ingrediencies to beer: water, barlk malt, hops & yeast (for fermentation)
… you gotta include lime (rice, or any other crap) to make your beer taste girly … it ain’t beer
That’s it. We’re kicking Idaho out of the Union.
If you can see through it, it’s not fit to drink.
I am a fan of Great Lakes Brewery – Dortmunder Gold – bottled is good, On Tap – Awesome! Just like my Father used to drink, tasted it when I was 5.
I will be in town to have some next weekend!