Golf Bums Can Relate

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1. I’m a golfer but not a drunk.
   No Tito’s for me.

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2. Might wanna square that stance up.

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3. ^^^^^^ He’s setting up for a draw.

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4. When I could golf I never drank during play. Same with bowling.
   FJB

5. I’m a golf watcher, I’m a golf watcher
   Watchin’ golfers go by, hey, my my
   I’m a golf watcher, I’m a golf watcher
   Here comes a fat one now

   I was just a boy when I threw away my toys
   And found a new pastime to dwell on
   Whenever I detects them there of the golfer sex
   I play the game I do so well on

   Hello there golfer my my, but you do look fat
   Could you please walk a little faster
   Wonder if you know that your gut sticks out
   Could you please walk a little further away?