Cone of shame. Lol
Trumps gonna show him, you watch.
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If we don’t allow him to lick his own balls, he’ll keep barking at Trump.
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Next press conference let Jim just keep asking questions. After ten minutes close the conference. Let’s see how the other reporters like that.
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Perfect.
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Ah’ll bet Barry the Fairy knows how to get that cone off so Costa can lick Barry’s balls. Big Mike too.
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Call on him then turn and walk away while he’s talking.
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Is he potty trained??
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Why do they need daily briefings? How about once a month.
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Make him stand at the back of the room and never call on him. There is no right to be called on is there?
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He still has fleas, he still licks his own shit, he still eats his kibble in a puppy dish, and he is still the worst behaved dog at the dog park.
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Hahaha!!!! Good one!
He also looks like a carnivorous flower.
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Perhaps DJT could simply publish a few “Press Briefing Rules” and apply them to everybody. The coprophagous Acosta (actual full name: Abilio James Acosta) could be handled by this one:
When called upon, a correspondent will be allowed two questions, with one follow-up for each one. No correspondent will be allowed more than three minutes for all questions and follow-ups. Failure to relinquish the microphone when finished will result in a 30-day suspension of oral questioning privileges. During the suspension period, the affected correspondent may submit written questions which will be addressed at the end of all oral questions, time permitting.
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I like Walpurgis’ idea.
Call on him first, let him run his mouth for 15 minutes and declare he’s sucked up all the time, and apologize to all the other reporters, and leave
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I also agree with Walpurgis. Once Acosta hogs a couple of press conferences, Trump won’t need to ban him. The other reporters will waylay him outside the White House and beat him to a bloody pulp. That’s how you make ’em police their own people.
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I’d like to see how many 40 OZ Schlitz He can chug before
drowning
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Had to look coprophagous up in my Funk & Wagnall Uncle Al. He does look like a dung eater as well as a dung producer.
Even at my advanced age my edgeamacation continues.
Thanks IOTW contributors!
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Yup, I agree with VietVet; “beat him to a bloody pulp”.
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Levin just said that there are no public transcripts of the judge’s (temporary) ruling. If you want to see it, it would cost $21 bucks, and its a bitch to pull together the info in order to ask for it. Even if you get info, you won’t get the transcript for 90 days.
So how did the media get it unless they were sitting in the courtroom? It wasn’t televised. So what gives? Why do they get it and the public doesn’t?
Also, Levin said this may not be a judge that Trump wanted to appoint. He may have come in a packaged deal of something else Trump wanted. ‘horse trading’.
Ain’t that some shit?
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The cone is to keep him from sniffing other people’s asses, too.
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@Uncle Al: “Coprophagous”. Isn’t that what the ancient Egyptians buried the legendary Pharaoh Tutenkrapun in?
đŸ˜‰
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Bcattin, or see how much chain he can swim with
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The funnel collar should be a darker color with a tail arching above it from the, ah hem, backside. Jimmy droppings.
Trump and Sanders need to have a rolled-up newspaper (only fitting and proper, no?) to smack Acosta across the nose when he starts acting up. THEN, walk out of the room. Bad dog, baaaaaad dog!!! ;^)
Cone of shame. Lol
Trumps gonna show him, you watch.
If we don’t allow him to lick his own balls, he’ll keep barking at Trump.
Next press conference let Jim just keep asking questions. After ten minutes close the conference. Let’s see how the other reporters like that.
Perfect.
Ah’ll bet Barry the Fairy knows how to get that cone off so Costa can lick Barry’s balls. Big Mike too.
Call on him then turn and walk away while he’s talking.
Is he potty trained??
Why do they need daily briefings? How about once a month.
Make him stand at the back of the room and never call on him. There is no right to be called on is there?
He still has fleas, he still licks his own shit, he still eats his kibble in a puppy dish, and he is still the worst behaved dog at the dog park.
Hahaha!!!! Good one!
He also looks like a carnivorous flower.
Perhaps DJT could simply publish a few “Press Briefing Rules” and apply them to everybody. The coprophagous Acosta (actual full name: Abilio James Acosta) could be handled by this one:
When called upon, a correspondent will be allowed two questions, with one follow-up for each one. No correspondent will be allowed more than three minutes for all questions and follow-ups. Failure to relinquish the microphone when finished will result in a 30-day suspension of oral questioning privileges. During the suspension period, the affected correspondent may submit written questions which will be addressed at the end of all oral questions, time permitting.
I like Walpurgis’ idea.
Call on him first, let him run his mouth for 15 minutes and declare he’s sucked up all the time, and apologize to all the other reporters, and leave
I also agree with Walpurgis. Once Acosta hogs a couple of press conferences, Trump won’t need to ban him. The other reporters will waylay him outside the White House and beat him to a bloody pulp. That’s how you make ’em police their own people.
I’d like to see how many 40 OZ Schlitz He can chug before
drowning
Had to look coprophagous up in my Funk & Wagnall Uncle Al. He does look like a dung eater as well as a dung producer.
Even at my advanced age my edgeamacation continues.
Thanks IOTW contributors!
Yup, I agree with VietVet; “beat him to a bloody pulp”.
Levin just said that there are no public transcripts of the judge’s (temporary) ruling. If you want to see it, it would cost $21 bucks, and its a bitch to pull together the info in order to ask for it. Even if you get info, you won’t get the transcript for 90 days.
So how did the media get it unless they were sitting in the courtroom? It wasn’t televised. So what gives? Why do they get it and the public doesn’t?
Also, Levin said this may not be a judge that Trump wanted to appoint. He may have come in a packaged deal of something else Trump wanted. ‘horse trading’.
Ain’t that some shit?
The cone is to keep him from sniffing other people’s asses, too.
@Uncle Al: “Coprophagous”. Isn’t that what the ancient Egyptians buried the legendary Pharaoh Tutenkrapun in?
đŸ˜‰
Bcattin, or see how much chain he can swim with
The funnel collar should be a darker color with a tail arching above it from the, ah hem, backside. Jimmy droppings.
Trump and Sanders need to have a rolled-up newspaper (only fitting and proper, no?) to smack Acosta across the nose when he starts acting up. THEN, walk out of the room. Bad dog, baaaaaad dog!!! ;^)