HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET VIETVET FROM A POSTCARD OF AN IRISH DWARF FARMING POTATO CHIPS!?!?!?!?
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Old Racist White Woman??
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Candace Owens, Yes!
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What a terrific warm smile! That’s obviously a happy lady in that photo.
Stab in the dark: Conservative Cowgirl?
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Wow, gorgeous.
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I picked VietVet. I admit I was a little shaky about it, but I picked him. WhaddidIwin?
Now this beautiful lady could be Irish. I’m just guessing.
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AFRICA BOB??
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Dianny from Patriot Retort
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Beanito the Bombed Beaner maybe your wife or husband.
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Benito the Bombed not even my ass look like that picture
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Bad Brad. Down boy, down, heel.
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Africa Bob. Down boy, down, chill out.
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Yay! Two normal photos in a row to guess. I still can’t guess worth anything, but she sure is pretty with a great smile.
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“…not even my ass look like that picture”
What’s that mean?
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Not even my ass look like that picture.
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The pic doesn’t look that old and neither does she. Of course, none of that helps me with a name. lol.
Stymie’s Babysitter?
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Bob, what the hell?
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BFH
Does not mean nothing bad. What is your problem. In case you are thinking something bad this isn’t no racist comment okay.
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MJA what the he’ll what.
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MJA what is your problem. I didn’t say nothing wrong. You the one that have a dirty mind. Because you are putting it like is something wrong. This isn’t no racist comment do don’t go there with me.
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Now wait a minute…
Benito the Bombed Beaner said: AFRICA BOB??
And then Africa Bob said, “Benito the Bombed Beaner maybe your wife or your husband.”
And then followed up with, “Not even my ass look like that picture.”
What picture, Bob?
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I didn’t say you made a racist comment. I asked you what does “Not even my ass look like that picture.” mean? What picture are you talking about?
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So what you are talking the comments out of context. If you think that it was racist. It wasn’t racist. Every fuc shit is racist know you can’t even make a joke because people right a way think that is racist . Stop bing so sensitive.
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So I guess its NOT africa bob!?
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Why do you keep saying I think what you said was racist? You’re the only one who said anything about racism. I’m just asking you,
what picture did you say “Not even my ass look like that picture” about when you answered Benito?
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Mary Tyler Moore because she could light the world up with that smile.
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See, you didn’t just say it once, you said it twice.It must have been pretty important for you to keep saying it. So what picture are you talking about? I only see one picture in this post. The reader’s picture.
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Black Conservative, Patriot…..I’m going with ‘Extirpates’
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This place sure has changed.
RAYCISSSST!! Fuck. Whatever.
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Bye bye, Bob.
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SORRY EVERYONE!! I WAS JUST FUNNIN’, DIDN’T MEAN TO THROW A RATTLESNAKE UNDER THE WAGON TRAIN!!
WHOEVER THE LADY IS..SHE IS BLACK, BEAUTIFUL, AND CONSERVATIVE!! A WIN WIN WIN FOR ALL OF US!!!
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First I didn’t say nothing bad about Benito and the part of my ass didn’t came after I answered Benito.
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What picture are you talking about when you said
“not even my ass look like that picture”
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Benito. Exactly if she is conservative and don’t like communist or socialist I’m good with her if she is a DEMS communist, socialist lib don’t want to associate with people like that.
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Beautiful, self assured lady. Body language comes through in a still photo with God in her smile and a bit of good fun mischief in her eyes.
Mystery guest, you started a lot of pillow or water balloon fights didn’t you. 🙂
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Benito the Bombed Beaner – No, You didn’t say anything wrong. I got a chuckle out of it because the reader is black and you said “Africa Bob” Because of africa bob’s avatar. We get it.
But it seems to have angered Africa Bob for some reason. I’m just trying to get to why.
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All Too Much bye bye bob what.
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Whose picture are you talking about when you said, “not even my ass look like that picture”?
I have all day.
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MJA I’m not explaining my self no more my comment was nothing wrong. You are the one that are taking it like I say something wrong.
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You have NOT explained yourself. “not even my ass look like that picture”
What picture are you talking about, Bob?
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How do I refresh this? 😁😁
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Jeeze. Someone’s having an “I’m a pric day” today. I think I prefer the “just posting links thing” to this.
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As for our latest patriot reader, it ain’t me. My smile doesn’t light up a room like that.
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I am going with Diogenes guess.
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MJA you take it the way you want to take it. I’m not a racist fuc, or discriminate against people.
Second I’m a proud America citizens that loves America , and was not even born in the USA.
I’m a solid conservative person. I don’t have to be back to back with the same song with l you take it the way you want. You are the person that have your mind someplace else. I’m not apologizing for it because I didn’t say nothing wrong. A joke is a joke I didn’t offend no one here .
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I felt the rains outta Africa!
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“Not even my ass look like that picture.” Stop with the bulshit Bob, “you are taking the comments out of context.” But being that you are either from the Blasket Islands, The Aran Islands, or the fucking Outer Hebridies,
and English is your second language, that was a stupid thing to say: “not even my ass look like that picture.”
How the fuc can that be taken out of context?
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I’m horrible at guessing these. I’m pretty sure it’s not BFH, though.
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“Benito the Bombed not even my ass look like that picture”
You said that about the reader’s picture. Now you think that’s a joke and you think you didn’t offend anyone?
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Loretta in Indiana???? or was it Ohio????….I can picture the avatar, almost….
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As I said before. Chill out and think.
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See, that’s pathetic. You didn’t even consider the reader’s feelings when you said that. And when you were asked what you said you didn’t even try to hide it and you said it AGAIN.
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Beautiful girl! I’m thinking 99th Squad Leader. 🙂
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Benito you didn’t offend me or I’m not upset with you or no one here is just that MJA just didn’t like my comment not knowing that was a joke, and nothing bad if I offended you I’m sorry. But I’m not going to apologize for the joke or to anyone that thinks that I said something bad . Because I didn’t. End of discussion.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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End of discussion??? YOU are suddenly the victim? Are you high? You didn’t apologize to the READER for saying that about her picture. “Benito the Bombed not even my ass look like that picture”
You are something else, man. Wow.
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I got yer six always, MJH.
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THAT’S IT! Merry Poppet…..thank you for unfreezing my thought bubbles!…..99th Squad Leader!….maybe from Indiana or Ohio???…LOL….
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It’s not me.. but she is pretty hawt..
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Moe Tom you can think what ever you think about me I don’t give a shit. I didn’t mean that comment like you guys are thinking and didn’t offend anyone. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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You DID offend people, Bob. There’s no other way to possibly explain what you have said. And still, you have not apologized to the reader, if you were misunderstood as you claim you are. That’s very telling.
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This is your breakdown. Your nineteenth nervous breakdown.
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Latka Gravas is unavailable to explain Africa Bob’s insult to him….
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MJA I’m a victim okay
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In more ways than you know, Bob.
Hope you had fun trolling.
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Please! Just apologise to the reader! – Who is very pretty and I love her halter top!!!
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Suicide by cop.
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MJA like you the one with the problem is a joke . And I’m a very strong person not a victim. I don’t play the victim card like some people. You have the wrong person. I’m down play the victim card or the fuc idiot person.
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Hey Bob, I don’t give a shit that you don’t give a shit, but what you said was insulting, think about it. What you said could never be seen as a “joke” unless on the Colbert, or Kimmel show. Wise up man!
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I’m going with Uncle Al’s pick, Conservative Cowgirl.
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All To much my God this is very sad this was a joke and MJA is taking it like something bad. I will not make another joke.
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Yeah Bob, I’m the problem here. Right. You hear that everyone? Bob insults a long time reader, but I’m the problem for pointing that out. LOL. You have balls the size of Gibraltar, Bob.
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When are you going to apologize to that reader, Bob?
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Moe Tom if you want to believe that I offend someone here I didn’t because it was a joke a lot a people know about this joke. Maybe not here but it is a joke.
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Love you Tuesday. Sweet softness that you are.
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Before you vow not to make another joke, you first have to make a joke Bob. And as yet, you haven’t. The solution is simple, apologize and, for the love of God, quit while you are behind. Just stop. Your stock is plummeting here. Best to walk away while there still may be one or two people who aren’t distgusted what you’re doing.
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MJA you need to stop. Apologize for a joke? Are you for real.? One more time this was a joke nothing else . You really have a dirty mind or something.
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Bob, just because you said it was a joke, doesn’t mean it wasn’t insulting. That’s the stunning part of this. I don’t know why I have to explain common sense to you. Why did you apologize to Benito, but you won’t apologize to the reader, who you DID offend? And you don’t even feel bad about it. Very strange.
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How do I have a dirty mind, Bob? Tell me.
And what is the reason you refuse to apologize for saying such a shitty thing about someone’s picture? The ‘joke’ was not funny. It was insulting.
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Bob, you keep getting defensive because I asked why you didn’t apologize to the reader for your insult to her. Is it because she’s a woman? Do you think you’re better than she is?
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I’m so upset, Snowball the Sourpuss, I messed up my avatar earlier somehow. heh. P.S. I love you too, speaking of sweet.
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Dianny yes I will not make another joke .
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Dear God. Pull you head out of your ass for two minutes Bob.
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Dianny but people apologize when you do or say something bad . My God I didn’t offend anyone with what I said. This was just a joke but will not joke no more .
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People have made there points here. Can we please get back to the lovely lady in the picture. This spoils it for her. Chill!
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My one and only comment here, this thread.
Bob April 22, 2018 at 5:30 pm
comment was not Hand Puppet slightly inappropriate.
It was pure inappropriate. It was wrong.
Hopefully thread gets deleted and re-established as a new 54.
Over and Out
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Bob’s a troll; pure and simple. Why would someone make a racist remark and then go on and on trying to “defend” himself. No regular reader behaves like that.
Just delete everything this fucker says
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MJA I’m not better than her or no one here never said that or will think that about no one.
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Bob, you can say you made a joke all you like, but you must own up to the fact that you insulted the woman and did not apologize for it.
Example: If your mother’s picture was up there, Bob. And I said, “not even my ass look like that picture”. Don’t you think that’s offensive to your mother?
And if I REFUSED to apologize because “That’s just a joke” and say you’re crazy for being upset, what would you say?
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Very attractive.
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We’re family here, Bob.
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Callmelennie first off all you don’t know what the fuc you’re talking about. I’m not a racist . And this is a fre country so this shit that you putting here I’m a racist and just delete everything this fuc says. What the hell is wrong with you you don’t know me to call me a racist maybe you are thinking about you.
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Snowball the Sourspuss that is the way I feel to like family believe this was a joke and not to offend no one.
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:”A lot of people know about this joke, maybe not here but it is a joke.” Bob, nut fer nuttin, ‘splain the joke to us ignoramuses and then we can move on: “Not even my ass look like that picture.” I don’t get it!
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Can I go out on a limb here and say my ass isn’t smart enough to know what everyone thinks? Sometimes it’s the way you phrase things. Just a thought.
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Moe Tom did you ever hear someone saying that you think you eat cake and. Better don’t finish that joke I really don’t want to think that this isn’t a joke or call me names like racist. Because my God knows my heart he knows I’m not a racist person. I can’t explain the joke because I will not want to upset no one
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@Aaron Burr (at 5:10 pm): The “Guess the Reader” picture you are referencing was the one before me – a reader named “Brüder Grimm”, who had only posted here once before in June, 2017. This is the one with me:
I was just a young lad of 44 at the time, and full of beans.
P.S. – The clue I gave to my identity was: 23, divided (halved).
The 23rd letter of the alphabet is “W”. Divide it in half, you get “V V”.
Not a very good clue, as it turns out. Moe Tom ID’ed me, but it was with a WAG.
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And as the lady in “The Quiet Man” gave John Wayne a stick: “Here’s a stick to beat the lovely lady with.” Maureen O’Hara. That was comedy. Our lovely lady today, has been ignored because of pure ignorance. Just Sayin.’
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Africa Bob. After many explanations and examples of the wrongness of your behavior, if you still believe you didn’t offend anyone, then there is absolutely no hope for you. And I’m actually embarrassed that you are here at iotwreport. You are an indecent, offensive and tasteless human being.
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I will apologize to the lovely woman in the thread on behalf of Bob.
Bob, see yourself out.
Thank you.
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I go out for 2 hours and this is what I come home to???
MJA paused the thread until I could take a look.
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Heartfelt comments and a suggestion to Bob –
– Based on your lots of previous posts, you seem like an OK guy to me.
– Even OK guys screw up from time to time, I sure know I do.
– Long-winded defensive arguments virtually always make things worse, not better
– Sometimes among friends it is best to say “OK. I understand and I apologize. I’m sorry I made that comment,” even if you don’t think you did anything wrong.
– Take a deep breath and sit things out for a little while.
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Welcome home. Sanitarium.
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When I left I asked Bob what he meant, “not even my ass looks like that picture.”
To me it sounds like he was saying she’s not good looking, which is ludicrous because by any measure she is very pretty. In fact, some of the guys had already been saying so. And when she sent in the picture I complimented her on her looks and she told me something about the picture that validates that she is pretty. (The circumstances around the picture.)
So I just wanted Bob to explain what was meant by “not even my ass looks like that.”
I haven’t read a good explanation.
No one is in any trouble, no one will be banned because I don’t do that (unless a reader becomes a chronic pill that just makes my life unnecessarily miserable.)
This is unnecessary, but no one is making me miserable.
Let’s keep it that way.
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Apologies to the lovely lady in the picture. Hope your beautiful smile hasn’t turned upside down.
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I dun no, but she looks a lot like Deneen Borelli! I didin’t know she was a reader.
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He Fur, while you’re at it…ask Bob what planet he’s from. Inquiring minds want to know!
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We have a WINNER!!!!! Merry Poppet wins.
The reader is 99th Squad Leader – and she was actually a Squadron Leader.
A true patriot.
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Well, she’s fuckin beautiful whomever she is.
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Boom! *fist bump!*
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Sorry, I just scrolled through all of the kerphuffel about whether or not anything was a joke or an insult or whatever without reading those comments. But a very pretty lady sent in her picture, I thank her for brightening my day with her smile (and the rest of her photograph if truth be told), and I have no clue as to who this is.
Oops – just learned who this is before the edit time ran out. I would have never guessed – she doesn’t look scary enough to be a squadron leader.
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OK Lets start again. The lady is beautiful and could be Irish. Hey Bob Pog mo Theoin.
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I love learning little things about the readers here. I always figured she was an actual squadron leader. But it’s nice to have it confirmed.
Beautiful picture, 99. Such a smile!
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@Africa Bob.
First rule when you find yourself in a hole is to sop digging.
As for the REAL reason to post on here is the beautiful young lady that’s got this thread in such a tizzy. I’d need a list of who’s already been chosen and who remains to pick from but she looks like a winner in addition to being a stunner. Nice to know she’s a part of the team.
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Did we go to high school together? Were you in the band? Beautiful picture.
My mind is fried from feral cat trapping.
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question: are there 2 Bobs? is the one we call ‘Africa Bob’ the same one as plain ‘Bob’?
… my head hurts ….
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I had to wade through all that shit and didn’t even get a
chance to guess?
You’re all lucky I’m already drunk…
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Some people have emailed requesting I delete the thread and start over.
lol.
This is a SQUADRON LEADER!!!! This pussy assed henhouse shit rolls off of her beautiful shoulders.
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Like butteh..
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@petrus: Africa Bob shoulda quit while he was a headhunter.
(No offense, Bob. Just a bad pun, that’s all.)
🙂
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I guess you get enough people together and there’s always an idiot or two in the crowd. I’ve been here for a while and I can’t ever remember 99th posting anything that wasn’t right in line with how I think as a conservative. I’m assuming “Squadron Leader” has military implications. I’d like to hear that story. We’re lucky to have her here.
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P.S. – Great picture, 99th! Oo-rah!
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I’ll get nailed for this one, but Obama’s sister who lives in Hawaii? Mooche doesn’t have a sister, Obama does.
@Bad_Brad (at 8:58 pm): “Idiot in the crowd”?
I’ll have you know I resemble that remark!
😉
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I got as far as Merry Poppet’s guess of 99th Squad Leader. I skipped the rest to say that’s who I immediately thought of, too. So that’s my pick.
Now I’ll go back and pick up the soap opera where I left off …
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Vietvet
LOL, most of the time me too.
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Fuc, I’d still like to fuc know what he thought was fuc funny about his fuc “joke”.
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I always imagined 99th Squad as being a Burt Lancaster type. Now I am even more in love with her. Bless you 99th.
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Is there a “Beautiful Brown Eyed Girl”? IF so I vote for her. Pretty girl!
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Bob should ask about Hiney, and what happened to him.
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First thank you, BFH for posting my “Guess the Reader” pic. I was 18 or 19 at the time of the picture, during the seventies. Never really thought I was that attractive, but not going to argue with the wonderful responses from fellow IOTWr readers. Yes, I’ve changed – life will do that.
Oh my, didn’t expect the knock down drag out between MJA and Africa Bob.
MJA, thanks for the outstanding respect you’ve shown on my behalf. I know you would do that for any reader you felt was being insulted.
Africa Bob’s comment makes no sense. I’m not thin skinned, so, however that comment was meant, it’s on the reader who made it. I will not let offense rule the day. Believe me, as a black conservative offense comes with the territory.
BFH, please don’t erase this thread! Despite African Bob’s misstep, it’s been great letting IOTWr readers get to know a little bit about each other and being featured in a IOTWr post is an ego boast, LOL. Besides, MJA’S one, two punches are priceless.
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Tommy
I saw her first. Get your Irish butt in the back of the line. LOL
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A beautiful lady with an irresistible smile.
I always enjoy 99 Squadron Leader’s posts.
Congratulations,99, on being beautiful in mind, spirit AND visage.
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I’m terrible at guessing but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess it’s 99th Squad Leader?
🤪
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O.K. Ignore the Africa Bob, I’m a racist, bull shit. This shouldn’t over shadow what I consider an important story line about a reader here. We were told there was a story behind the photo. We were told there was a story behind the Squadron leader name. Did I miss it? If not please let us know. Damn it.
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Makes me want to send my picture in. Uhhh NO!!!
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Bad joke Bob you need to say you are sorry.
I want to hear her story also.
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99th: I’d be proud to serve in your squadron any time!
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I was wondering about the 134 or so posts! Holy Guacamole! What fun we have at IOTWr! Beautiful 99th!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Beautiful smile and a joy that obviously would light up a room. I appreciate that you are able to ignore Bob’s boorish behavior but I remain mortified.
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Ahhh… everybody, just get over it! Life is WAY too brief!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
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99,
That response has more class than Queen Victoria, herself. Thanks for sharing your wisdom. I’m glad you did, glad you’re here, and glad to see that smile.
And, as always, thank you for your service.
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Well, shucks. The “winner” has been revealed. I wanted to guess it was MJA.
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99th Squad. God Bless You, we all love you.
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99
You have proven that beauty isn’t only skin deep. Blessing to you !
They say the ability to observe without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence.
Not being part of the highest form of intelligence, I have determined that Africa Bob has proven age doesn’t indicate maturity.
That’s not a joke Bob.
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@Moe Tom (at 9:33 pm): I also pictured 99th Squad Leader as being a guy.
That’s what we get for being Male Chauvinist Pigs in our thinking, though.
Never assume!
BTW 99th, it’s hard to make out but it looks like there’s a Star of David in your avatar.
Any special significance to that? That you want to talk about, that is.
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I am humbled by the thought I served as a member of the U.S. military – sadly I have not. It is with great respect I chose the moniker, “99th Squad Leader”. It is in honor of The 99th Squadron. The first group of black American pilots of the U.S. Army Air (Corps) Forces. They were trained at Tuskegee Al. assigned to escorted U.S. fighter pilots on missions during WW II. I have a deep respect for all who’ve served our country and have no intention to appear a poser stealing valor. Please forgive my over enthusiasm if I’ve offened any service members here at IOTWr. Thank you for your service.
About the pic. I won the title “Miss Elk 197_” in my county the year that picture was taken. Went to the state competition, but alas, didn’t win. For my talent, I recited a poem I wrote about being the best you can be in life. Those were the days!
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Vietvet, yes, the reason for the Star of David is to show my support for Israel. As a Christian this is foundational. I respect God’s choice. Israel Forever!
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@99th Squad Leader: Good for you. L’Chaim!
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Shalom, Vietvet.
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Willysgoatgruff, LOL!! I get it. Thanks.
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Wow, I’m overwhelmed by the awesome positve comments, thanks guys and gals.
IOTWr is a great place for like-minded patriots and these inspiring comments prove it.
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This is quite a comment thread. I read ’em all. Congrats, 99th leader. ….smile…. It’s a beautiful touchy mess, here. …smile…. …I am sorry. …and you only sent in a picture! Too funny!
I hope we move beyond the disgusting identify politics and become just Americans once more. You have helped, 99th. ….Lady in Red
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99th Squad Leader – you have one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever seen. Beautiful pic.
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Also, 99th: I just *knew* you were a man. …smile…. ….and I am about as far out of the box as it gets. (Here, at IOTW, anyway. .smile…)
That you selected “a man’s handle” is too toooooo cool. I think you know that.
….Lady in Red
You look a little bit like my cousin! 😀
OK the clue is patriot…
HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET VIETVET FROM A POSTCARD OF AN IRISH DWARF FARMING POTATO CHIPS!?!?!?!?
Old Racist White Woman??
Candace Owens, Yes!
What a terrific warm smile! That’s obviously a happy lady in that photo.
Stab in the dark: Conservative Cowgirl?
Wow, gorgeous.
I picked VietVet. I admit I was a little shaky about it, but I picked him. WhaddidIwin?
Now this beautiful lady could be Irish. I’m just guessing.
AFRICA BOB??
Dianny from Patriot Retort
Beanito the Bombed Beaner maybe your wife or husband.
Benito the Bombed not even my ass look like that picture
Bad Brad. Down boy, down, heel.
Africa Bob. Down boy, down, chill out.
Yay! Two normal photos in a row to guess. I still can’t guess worth anything, but she sure is pretty with a great smile.
“…not even my ass look like that picture”
What’s that mean?
Not even my ass look like that picture.
The pic doesn’t look that old and neither does she. Of course, none of that helps me with a name. lol.
Stymie’s Babysitter?
Bob, what the hell?
BFH
Does not mean nothing bad. What is your problem. In case you are thinking something bad this isn’t no racist comment okay.
MJA what the he’ll what.
MJA what is your problem. I didn’t say nothing wrong. You the one that have a dirty mind. Because you are putting it like is something wrong. This isn’t no racist comment do don’t go there with me.
Now wait a minute…
Benito the Bombed Beaner said: AFRICA BOB??
And then Africa Bob said, “Benito the Bombed Beaner maybe your wife or your husband.”
And then followed up with, “Not even my ass look like that picture.”
What picture, Bob?
I didn’t say you made a racist comment. I asked you what does “Not even my ass look like that picture.” mean? What picture are you talking about?
So what you are talking the comments out of context. If you think that it was racist. It wasn’t racist. Every fuc shit is racist know you can’t even make a joke because people right a way think that is racist . Stop bing so sensitive.
So I guess its NOT africa bob!?
Why do you keep saying I think what you said was racist? You’re the only one who said anything about racism. I’m just asking you,
what picture did you say “Not even my ass look like that picture” about when you answered Benito?
Mary Tyler Moore because she could light the world up with that smile.
See, you didn’t just say it once, you said it twice.It must have been pretty important for you to keep saying it. So what picture are you talking about? I only see one picture in this post. The reader’s picture.
Black Conservative, Patriot…..I’m going with ‘Extirpates’
This place sure has changed.
RAYCISSSST!! Fuck. Whatever.
Bye bye, Bob.
SORRY EVERYONE!! I WAS JUST FUNNIN’, DIDN’T MEAN TO THROW A RATTLESNAKE UNDER THE WAGON TRAIN!!
WHOEVER THE LADY IS..SHE IS BLACK, BEAUTIFUL, AND CONSERVATIVE!! A WIN WIN WIN FOR ALL OF US!!!
First I didn’t say nothing bad about Benito and the part of my ass didn’t came after I answered Benito.
What picture are you talking about when you said
“not even my ass look like that picture”
Benito. Exactly if she is conservative and don’t like communist or socialist I’m good with her if she is a DEMS communist, socialist lib don’t want to associate with people like that.
Beautiful, self assured lady. Body language comes through in a still photo with God in her smile and a bit of good fun mischief in her eyes.
Mystery guest, you started a lot of pillow or water balloon fights didn’t you. 🙂
Benito the Bombed Beaner – No, You didn’t say anything wrong. I got a chuckle out of it because the reader is black and you said “Africa Bob” Because of africa bob’s avatar. We get it.
But it seems to have angered Africa Bob for some reason. I’m just trying to get to why.
All Too Much bye bye bob what.
Whose picture are you talking about when you said, “not even my ass look like that picture”?
I have all day.
MJA I’m not explaining my self no more my comment was nothing wrong. You are the one that are taking it like I say something wrong.
You have NOT explained yourself. “not even my ass look like that picture”
What picture are you talking about, Bob?
How do I refresh this? 😁😁
Jeeze. Someone’s having an “I’m a pric day” today. I think I prefer the “just posting links thing” to this.
As for our latest patriot reader, it ain’t me. My smile doesn’t light up a room like that.
I am going with Diogenes guess.
MJA you take it the way you want to take it. I’m not a racist fuc, or discriminate against people.
Second I’m a proud America citizens that loves America , and was not even born in the USA.
I’m a solid conservative person. I don’t have to be back to back with the same song with l you take it the way you want. You are the person that have your mind someplace else. I’m not apologizing for it because I didn’t say nothing wrong. A joke is a joke I didn’t offend no one here .
I felt the rains outta Africa!
“Not even my ass look like that picture.” Stop with the bulshit Bob, “you are taking the comments out of context.” But being that you are either from the Blasket Islands, The Aran Islands, or the fucking Outer Hebridies,
and English is your second language, that was a stupid thing to say: “not even my ass look like that picture.”
How the fuc can that be taken out of context?
I’m horrible at guessing these. I’m pretty sure it’s not BFH, though.
“Benito the Bombed not even my ass look like that picture”
You said that about the reader’s picture. Now you think that’s a joke and you think you didn’t offend anyone?
Loretta in Indiana???? or was it Ohio????….I can picture the avatar, almost….
As I said before. Chill out and think.
See, that’s pathetic. You didn’t even consider the reader’s feelings when you said that. And when you were asked what you said you didn’t even try to hide it and you said it AGAIN.
Beautiful girl! I’m thinking 99th Squad Leader. 🙂
Benito you didn’t offend me or I’m not upset with you or no one here is just that MJA just didn’t like my comment not knowing that was a joke, and nothing bad if I offended you I’m sorry. But I’m not going to apologize for the joke or to anyone that thinks that I said something bad . Because I didn’t. End of discussion.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
End of discussion??? YOU are suddenly the victim? Are you high? You didn’t apologize to the READER for saying that about her picture. “Benito the Bombed not even my ass look like that picture”
You are something else, man. Wow.
I got yer six always, MJH.
THAT’S IT! Merry Poppet…..thank you for unfreezing my thought bubbles!…..99th Squad Leader!….maybe from Indiana or Ohio???…LOL….
It’s not me.. but she is pretty hawt..
Moe Tom you can think what ever you think about me I don’t give a shit. I didn’t mean that comment like you guys are thinking and didn’t offend anyone. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
You DID offend people, Bob. There’s no other way to possibly explain what you have said. And still, you have not apologized to the reader, if you were misunderstood as you claim you are. That’s very telling.
This is your breakdown. Your nineteenth nervous breakdown.
Latka Gravas is unavailable to explain Africa Bob’s insult to him….
MJA I’m a victim okay
In more ways than you know, Bob.
Hope you had fun trolling.
Please! Just apologise to the reader! – Who is very pretty and I love her halter top!!!
Suicide by cop.
MJA like you the one with the problem is a joke . And I’m a very strong person not a victim. I don’t play the victim card like some people. You have the wrong person. I’m down play the victim card or the fuc idiot person.
Hey Bob, I don’t give a shit that you don’t give a shit, but what you said was insulting, think about it. What you said could never be seen as a “joke” unless on the Colbert, or Kimmel show. Wise up man!
I’m going with Uncle Al’s pick, Conservative Cowgirl.
All To much my God this is very sad this was a joke and MJA is taking it like something bad. I will not make another joke.
Yeah Bob, I’m the problem here. Right. You hear that everyone? Bob insults a long time reader, but I’m the problem for pointing that out. LOL. You have balls the size of Gibraltar, Bob.
When are you going to apologize to that reader, Bob?
Moe Tom if you want to believe that I offend someone here I didn’t because it was a joke a lot a people know about this joke. Maybe not here but it is a joke.
Love you Tuesday. Sweet softness that you are.
Before you vow not to make another joke, you first have to make a joke Bob. And as yet, you haven’t. The solution is simple, apologize and, for the love of God, quit while you are behind. Just stop. Your stock is plummeting here. Best to walk away while there still may be one or two people who aren’t distgusted what you’re doing.
MJA you need to stop. Apologize for a joke? Are you for real.? One more time this was a joke nothing else . You really have a dirty mind or something.
Bob, just because you said it was a joke, doesn’t mean it wasn’t insulting. That’s the stunning part of this. I don’t know why I have to explain common sense to you. Why did you apologize to Benito, but you won’t apologize to the reader, who you DID offend? And you don’t even feel bad about it. Very strange.
How do I have a dirty mind, Bob? Tell me.
And what is the reason you refuse to apologize for saying such a shitty thing about someone’s picture? The ‘joke’ was not funny. It was insulting.
Bob, you keep getting defensive because I asked why you didn’t apologize to the reader for your insult to her. Is it because she’s a woman? Do you think you’re better than she is?
I’m so upset, Snowball the Sourpuss, I messed up my avatar earlier somehow. heh. P.S. I love you too, speaking of sweet.
Dianny yes I will not make another joke .
Dear God. Pull you head out of your ass for two minutes Bob.
Dianny but people apologize when you do or say something bad . My God I didn’t offend anyone with what I said. This was just a joke but will not joke no more .
People have made there points here. Can we please get back to the lovely lady in the picture. This spoils it for her. Chill!
My one and only comment here, this thread.
Bob April 22, 2018 at 5:30 pm
comment was not Hand Puppet slightly inappropriate.
It was pure inappropriate. It was wrong.
Hopefully thread gets deleted and re-established as a new 54.
Over and Out
Bob’s a troll; pure and simple. Why would someone make a racist remark and then go on and on trying to “defend” himself. No regular reader behaves like that.
Just delete everything this fucker says
MJA I’m not better than her or no one here never said that or will think that about no one.
Bob, you can say you made a joke all you like, but you must own up to the fact that you insulted the woman and did not apologize for it.
Example: If your mother’s picture was up there, Bob. And I said, “not even my ass look like that picture”. Don’t you think that’s offensive to your mother?
And if I REFUSED to apologize because “That’s just a joke” and say you’re crazy for being upset, what would you say?
Very attractive.
We’re family here, Bob.
Callmelennie first off all you don’t know what the fuc you’re talking about. I’m not a racist . And this is a fre country so this shit that you putting here I’m a racist and just delete everything this fuc says. What the hell is wrong with you you don’t know me to call me a racist maybe you are thinking about you.
Snowball the Sourspuss that is the way I feel to like family believe this was a joke and not to offend no one.
:”A lot of people know about this joke, maybe not here but it is a joke.” Bob, nut fer nuttin, ‘splain the joke to us ignoramuses and then we can move on: “Not even my ass look like that picture.” I don’t get it!
Can I go out on a limb here and say my ass isn’t smart enough to know what everyone thinks? Sometimes it’s the way you phrase things. Just a thought.
Moe Tom did you ever hear someone saying that you think you eat cake and. Better don’t finish that joke I really don’t want to think that this isn’t a joke or call me names like racist. Because my God knows my heart he knows I’m not a racist person. I can’t explain the joke because I will not want to upset no one
@Aaron Burr (at 5:10 pm): The “Guess the Reader” picture you are referencing was the one before me – a reader named “Brüder Grimm”, who had only posted here once before in June, 2017. This is the one with me:
https://iotwreport.com/guess-the-reader-53/
I was just a young lad of 44 at the time, and full of beans.
P.S. – The clue I gave to my identity was: 23, divided (halved).
The 23rd letter of the alphabet is “W”. Divide it in half, you get “V V”.
Not a very good clue, as it turns out. Moe Tom ID’ed me, but it was with a WAG.
And as the lady in “The Quiet Man” gave John Wayne a stick: “Here’s a stick to beat the lovely lady with.” Maureen O’Hara. That was comedy. Our lovely lady today, has been ignored because of pure ignorance. Just Sayin.’
Africa Bob. After many explanations and examples of the wrongness of your behavior, if you still believe you didn’t offend anyone, then there is absolutely no hope for you. And I’m actually embarrassed that you are here at iotwreport. You are an indecent, offensive and tasteless human being.
I will apologize to the lovely woman in the thread on behalf of Bob.
Bob, see yourself out.
Thank you.
I go out for 2 hours and this is what I come home to???
MJA paused the thread until I could take a look.
Heartfelt comments and a suggestion to Bob –
– Based on your lots of previous posts, you seem like an OK guy to me.
– Even OK guys screw up from time to time, I sure know I do.
– Long-winded defensive arguments virtually always make things worse, not better
– Sometimes among friends it is best to say “OK. I understand and I apologize. I’m sorry I made that comment,” even if you don’t think you did anything wrong.
– Take a deep breath and sit things out for a little while.
Welcome home. Sanitarium.
When I left I asked Bob what he meant, “not even my ass looks like that picture.”
To me it sounds like he was saying she’s not good looking, which is ludicrous because by any measure she is very pretty. In fact, some of the guys had already been saying so. And when she sent in the picture I complimented her on her looks and she told me something about the picture that validates that she is pretty. (The circumstances around the picture.)
So I just wanted Bob to explain what was meant by “not even my ass looks like that.”
I haven’t read a good explanation.
No one is in any trouble, no one will be banned because I don’t do that (unless a reader becomes a chronic pill that just makes my life unnecessarily miserable.)
This is unnecessary, but no one is making me miserable.
Let’s keep it that way.
Apologies to the lovely lady in the picture. Hope your beautiful smile hasn’t turned upside down.
I dun no, but she looks a lot like Deneen Borelli! I didin’t know she was a reader.
He Fur, while you’re at it…ask Bob what planet he’s from. Inquiring minds want to know!
We have a WINNER!!!!! Merry Poppet wins.
The reader is 99th Squad Leader – and she was actually a Squadron Leader.
A true patriot.
Well, she’s fuckin beautiful whomever she is.
Boom! *fist bump!*
Sorry, I just scrolled through all of the kerphuffel about whether or not anything was a joke or an insult or whatever without reading those comments. But a very pretty lady sent in her picture, I thank her for brightening my day with her smile (and the rest of her photograph if truth be told), and I have no clue as to who this is.
Oops – just learned who this is before the edit time ran out. I would have never guessed – she doesn’t look scary enough to be a squadron leader.
OK Lets start again. The lady is beautiful and could be Irish. Hey Bob Pog mo Theoin.
I love learning little things about the readers here. I always figured she was an actual squadron leader. But it’s nice to have it confirmed.
Beautiful picture, 99. Such a smile!
@Africa Bob.
First rule when you find yourself in a hole is to sop digging.
As for the REAL reason to post on here is the beautiful young lady that’s got this thread in such a tizzy. I’d need a list of who’s already been chosen and who remains to pick from but she looks like a winner in addition to being a stunner. Nice to know she’s a part of the team.
Did we go to high school together? Were you in the band? Beautiful picture.
My mind is fried from feral cat trapping.
question: are there 2 Bobs? is the one we call ‘Africa Bob’ the same one as plain ‘Bob’?
… my head hurts ….
I had to wade through all that shit and didn’t even get a
chance to guess?
You’re all lucky I’m already drunk…
Some people have emailed requesting I delete the thread and start over.
lol.
This is a SQUADRON LEADER!!!! This pussy assed henhouse shit rolls off of her beautiful shoulders.
Like butteh..
@petrus: Africa Bob shoulda quit while he was a headhunter.
(No offense, Bob. Just a bad pun, that’s all.)
🙂
I guess you get enough people together and there’s always an idiot or two in the crowd. I’ve been here for a while and I can’t ever remember 99th posting anything that wasn’t right in line with how I think as a conservative. I’m assuming “Squadron Leader” has military implications. I’d like to hear that story. We’re lucky to have her here.
P.S. – Great picture, 99th! Oo-rah!
I’ll get nailed for this one, but Obama’s sister who lives in Hawaii? Mooche doesn’t have a sister, Obama does.
@Bad_Brad (at 8:58 pm): “Idiot in the crowd”?
I’ll have you know I resemble that remark!
😉
I got as far as Merry Poppet’s guess of 99th Squad Leader. I skipped the rest to say that’s who I immediately thought of, too. So that’s my pick.
Now I’ll go back and pick up the soap opera where I left off …
Vietvet
LOL, most of the time me too.
Fuc, I’d still like to fuc know what he thought was fuc funny about his fuc “joke”.
I always imagined 99th Squad as being a Burt Lancaster type. Now I am even more in love with her. Bless you 99th.
Is there a “Beautiful Brown Eyed Girl”? IF so I vote for her. Pretty girl!
Bob should ask about Hiney, and what happened to him.
First thank you, BFH for posting my “Guess the Reader” pic. I was 18 or 19 at the time of the picture, during the seventies. Never really thought I was that attractive, but not going to argue with the wonderful responses from fellow IOTWr readers. Yes, I’ve changed – life will do that.
Oh my, didn’t expect the knock down drag out between MJA and Africa Bob.
MJA, thanks for the outstanding respect you’ve shown on my behalf. I know you would do that for any reader you felt was being insulted.
Africa Bob’s comment makes no sense. I’m not thin skinned, so, however that comment was meant, it’s on the reader who made it. I will not let offense rule the day. Believe me, as a black conservative offense comes with the territory.
BFH, please don’t erase this thread! Despite African Bob’s misstep, it’s been great letting IOTWr readers get to know a little bit about each other and being featured in a IOTWr post is an ego boast, LOL. Besides, MJA’S one, two punches are priceless.
Tommy
I saw her first. Get your Irish butt in the back of the line. LOL
A beautiful lady with an irresistible smile.
I always enjoy 99 Squadron Leader’s posts.
Congratulations,99, on being beautiful in mind, spirit AND visage.
I’m terrible at guessing but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess it’s 99th Squad Leader?
🤪
O.K. Ignore the Africa Bob, I’m a racist, bull shit. This shouldn’t over shadow what I consider an important story line about a reader here. We were told there was a story behind the photo. We were told there was a story behind the Squadron leader name. Did I miss it? If not please let us know. Damn it.
Makes me want to send my picture in. Uhhh NO!!!
Bad joke Bob you need to say you are sorry.
I want to hear her story also.
99th: I’d be proud to serve in your squadron any time!
I was wondering about the 134 or so posts! Holy Guacamole! What fun we have at IOTWr! Beautiful 99th!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
I couldn’t help myself…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjvY_-w12kQ laugh hard and often 99th…..you,ve earned it…
Beautiful smile and a joy that obviously would light up a room. I appreciate that you are able to ignore Bob’s boorish behavior but I remain mortified.
Ahhh… everybody, just get over it! Life is WAY too brief!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
99,
That response has more class than Queen Victoria, herself. Thanks for sharing your wisdom. I’m glad you did, glad you’re here, and glad to see that smile.
And, as always, thank you for your service.
Well, shucks. The “winner” has been revealed. I wanted to guess it was MJA.
99th Squad. God Bless You, we all love you.
99
You have proven that beauty isn’t only skin deep. Blessing to you !
They say the ability to observe without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence.
Not being part of the highest form of intelligence, I have determined that Africa Bob has proven age doesn’t indicate maturity.
That’s not a joke Bob.
@Moe Tom (at 9:33 pm): I also pictured 99th Squad Leader as being a guy.
That’s what we get for being Male Chauvinist Pigs in our thinking, though.
Never assume!
BTW 99th, it’s hard to make out but it looks like there’s a Star of David in your avatar.
Any special significance to that? That you want to talk about, that is.
I am humbled by the thought I served as a member of the U.S. military – sadly I have not. It is with great respect I chose the moniker, “99th Squad Leader”. It is in honor of The 99th Squadron. The first group of black American pilots of the U.S. Army Air (Corps) Forces. They were trained at Tuskegee Al. assigned to escorted U.S. fighter pilots on missions during WW II. I have a deep respect for all who’ve served our country and have no intention to appear a poser stealing valor. Please forgive my over enthusiasm if I’ve offened any service members here at IOTWr. Thank you for your service.
About the pic. I won the title “Miss Elk 197_” in my county the year that picture was taken. Went to the state competition, but alas, didn’t win. For my talent, I recited a poem I wrote about being the best you can be in life. Those were the days!
Vietvet, yes, the reason for the Star of David is to show my support for Israel. As a Christian this is foundational. I respect God’s choice. Israel Forever!
@99th Squad Leader: Good for you. L’Chaim!
Shalom, Vietvet.
Willysgoatgruff, LOL!! I get it. Thanks.
Wow, I’m overwhelmed by the awesome positve comments, thanks guys and gals.
IOTWr is a great place for like-minded patriots and these inspiring comments prove it.
This is quite a comment thread. I read ’em all. Congrats, 99th leader. ….smile…. It’s a beautiful touchy mess, here. …smile…. …I am sorry. …and you only sent in a picture! Too funny!
I hope we move beyond the disgusting identify politics and become just Americans once more. You have helped, 99th. ….Lady in Red
99th Squad Leader – you have one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever seen. Beautiful pic.
Also, 99th: I just *knew* you were a man. …smile…. ….and I am about as far out of the box as it gets. (Here, at IOTW, anyway. .smile…)
That you selected “a man’s handle” is too toooooo cool. I think you know that.
….Lady in Red
Also,99th, you are a beautiful woman.