They neglected to mention stay out of the rose bushes in their helpful hints.
Or a briar patch. It’s also 45 degrees and cold and wet and soggy outside here today. And besides why would I want to garden naked in the first place. And I live on a corner lot with a chain link fence and I don’t want to scare the neighborhood or get busted for indecent exposure. And I’m too old for that anyway.
If there were lots of ripe plump melons I might consider it.
I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill!
Don’t want to be the “weird” one here but… I’m not a fan of swinging sharp and unwieldy garden implements while buff.
“Hey honey, I lost a digit or two but good news, I planted those toe-mato plants”.
Most people’s naked bodies would scare the bloom right off the plants!
Oh, Geez!
This is for people (mostly Lefties) who have the *need* to p!ss their neighbors off.
I mean, either you live out where no one else lives, and you do it anyway, ’cause it feels good…or you just want to *declare* to your little world, “Lookit ME! I’m CRAZY! I”m tellin’ ya, so ya can’t say I didn’t warn ya, and ya didn’t stop me (tho’ I’da called ya a fascist if you’d tried), so LOOKIT MEEEEE!!!”
This is seven-year-old behavior…”awarded”. Sheesh!
Yes but seven year old kids should know better, they’re doing it to have fun while adults who do this I agree are for the most part showing off. Look at me, ain’t I wonderful, neener, neener, neener…
Hot blondy neighbour with the hose there, please be sure to Alert I mean warn me when you’ll be nude gardening. I’m super handy with the hose, and also an expert photographer if you want those special memories of the day
to last forever !
oh yeah … it’s all fun & games until someone squats in the poison ivy!
It’s 45 and raining here. Not hardly!
Stupid is as stupid does
Hey baby. Watch it with that hoe.
They neglected to mention stay out of the rose bushes in their helpful hints.
Or a briar patch. It’s also 45 degrees and cold and wet and soggy outside here today. And besides why would I want to garden naked in the first place. And I live on a corner lot with a chain link fence and I don’t want to scare the neighborhood or get busted for indecent exposure. And I’m too old for that anyway.
If there were lots of ripe plump melons I might consider it.
I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill!
Don’t want to be the “weird” one here but… I’m not a fan of swinging sharp and unwieldy garden implements while buff.
“Hey honey, I lost a digit or two but good news, I planted those toe-mato plants”.
Most people’s naked bodies would scare the bloom right off the plants!
Oh, Geez!
This is for people (mostly Lefties) who have the *need* to p!ss their neighbors off.
I mean, either you live out where no one else lives, and you do it anyway, ’cause it feels good…or you just want to *declare* to your little world, “Lookit ME! I’m CRAZY! I”m tellin’ ya, so ya can’t say I didn’t warn ya, and ya didn’t stop me (tho’ I’da called ya a fascist if you’d tried), so LOOKIT MEEEEE!!!”
This is seven-year-old behavior…”awarded”. Sheesh!
Yes but seven year old kids should know better, they’re doing it to have fun while adults who do this I agree are for the most part showing off. Look at me, ain’t I wonderful, neener, neener, neener…
Hot blondy neighbour with the hose there, please be sure to Alert I mean warn me when you’ll be nude gardening. I’m super handy with the hose, and also an expert photographer if you want those special memories of the day
to last forever !
oh yeah … it’s all fun & games until someone squats in the poison ivy!
Phony. Guy in the photo’s wearing a hat.
It’s Carolina rebellion