Hackers Hold Man’s Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock

18 Comments on Hackers Hold Man’s Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock

1. https://tenor.com/view/laughing-gif-9612213

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2. I did not need to read that! 😉

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3. I was wondering where Brad has been…..

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4. I guarantee you, his partner is another guy. Those fudge packers have the strangest ideas of what makes a good time.

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5. Ain’t that the truth Joe6pak….ain’t that the truth…..

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6. Bullshit.

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7. Gives a whole new meaning to “Got ya by the balls”.

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8. “He said the way he was holding the bolt cutters put his penis in a dangerous spot”

   No shit!

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9. Some things cannot be unseen, and some things cannot be unknown.
   Unfortunately.

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10. I knew I would be sorry if I clicked “more here.”

    …so I didn’t. 🙂

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11. “His partner” is all I need to know. I doubt it’s his business “partner”, unless the business is entails perversion. Yuck. Not looking or reading it. I had to deal with them enough when I was working.

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12. bolt cutter ball cutter. spelling is close enough. should have used a torch.

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13. “Vowed never AGAIN to strap an internet connected device to his body….”
    Wow! How ludicrous!

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14. I did not need to know that there is such a thing as a “digital chastity belt”.

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15. Tchaikovsky wrote the theme music:

    The Nuthacker Suite

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16. Perversion. Never ends well for them.

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17. Nothing says: “I’m a Fucking Moron!” like strapping on an Internet-Controlled Chinese Chastity Belt.

    izlamo delenda est …

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18. Why a “chastity belt”? Couldn’t he just slam it in a car door a few times?

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