When it was thought that our archives might have been lost, a reader had only one fear – that this piece would be lost forever. It received a lot of thumbs up.
Don’t fear. Here it is –
35 Comments on Have No Fear
One of the absolute best.
That’s the number 2 reason why I don’t fly. TSA is #1.
“Moose Mare at 20,000 Feet”.
Number 2. I feel like I’m in grade school, but that’s funny.
I know that white woman is not Jane Fonda, but who is it?
NIGGLER ALERT: A female moose is a COW, not a mare.
So how did you get the archives?
This is definitely a classic. My favorite, because of its gravity and pinpoint satirical accuracy, is still Obama chipping over the trench full of dead bodies, without a care in the world.
If you didn’t have your art backed up three different ways before, I hope you do now, BFH.
Because I received word that some of the servers were back online but were running weird, like it healed itself, but wasn’t being manned by anyone.
It was a crap shoot if you were able to recover much, data was slow to download.
We were on a dedicated server, but our logins weren’t working when we tried to get in. I have no idea why.
But I remembered a little incident a year ago that might have been the key to getting in.
I won’t say anything more, but it required going through 100s of emails to see if I was misremembering or not.
I got lucky.
The art was never in jeopardy of being lost. The url associated with the google search was.
And many many are.
We are back and running, and for the reader everything is 95% a-ok.
But for us, we’ve been severely hampered by lost links.
It’s an economic blow.
Priceless.
Really? I was beginning to think Lee Remick.
Its a Mynock, Clear it off before it eats thru the power cables.
The special effects were really good back then. That was really scary!
The woman was Christine White (Jane Fonda was much younger than that at the time, around 26).
P.S. – Had to go with “Moose Mare” to get close to “Nightmare”. Besides, the moose cow was in the hoosegow.
P.P.S. – Be careful using the term “niggler”. Perfectly valid word, but a typo could get you in a lot of trouble with less understanding nigglers.
😉
Thanks for the extra effort. It is appreciated.
I thought a female “Moose” was a “Craig.”
Wow. Just, wow. I still like yours, better. It almost (almost) had a strange whimsical quality, missing here. Maybe it’s the chipping a golf ball OVER, rather than hitting a skull with a full swing. Even Obama couldn’t be oblivious to the dead man, here. I guess there is such a thing as too much.
So…..did you learn to back up the server from now on? I learned this the hard way years ago. Back up everything and then backup the backup.
Thanks, Fur; I, too, really appreciate what you do and the effort you put into it. I hope the many, many others who also express appreciation are helping with the finances a little too. If everyone who takes enjoyment from this site (there are a LOT of us) chipped in just a little, you could justify the effort. I can’t by any means support it by myself, but I promise to do my share.
And this is still among my all-time favorites…maybe because I’m the right age to remember Twilight Zone so vividly…
Oh, thank God! 😀
Outstanding Sir!!
Wow! I don’t believe I will unsee that again.
When I saw that original TZ episode, I couldn’t sleep for days. Never been in a plane to this day and am approaching 70.
The Greed Acres meme has survived – I posted it in the comments when I posted my Greed Acres parody at The People’s Cube karaoke section – that’s a relief!
I don’t necessarily remember the episode, but I sure as hell remember that one moment. It scared me to death. I couldn’t look out of any window at night for months afterwards!!
OMG! DH and I sat up one night watching those old Twlight Zone videos. When that one came on with the monkey on the wing of the airplane and a young William Shatner, we lost it – laughed our asses off! I had to call DH over to the computer to show him that. Brilliant! BTW, William Shatner took enough drugs on that flight to leave anyone psychotic!
🙂 🙂 🙂
Indeed.
Wouldn’t a wood be called for in that situation?
That scene kept popping up for me early one morning @3:30am during a fierce windstorm with lightning.
A panicking customer called about a raccoon tearing away at a corner of her roof. The corner was 6-7 feet from her bedroom window so she had a close front row seat to the activity.
Trees were whipping about, the wind was howling, and when the lightning would flash, it would show her everything clearly and the raccoon would look at her as its paws were engaged with the Spanish tiles, yanking away at them. SCREEEEAM!
She would scream every flash and I kept picturing the scene with Shatner and the Gremlin every time.
I would bust out laughing when she let one out. I kept apologizing but I couldn’t help myself. I explained what was popping up for me after the 3rd time but it didn’t stop me from laughing when the next screams came.
40 minutes later she was assured the critter couldn’t get in as I described how the structure was built underneath the shingles.
An instance where my job to help people feel comfortable in their homes had nothing to do with chemicals and everything to do with knowledge – and responding when needed when no one else would.
When a customer calls in the middle of the night – something interesting is going on and I’m definitely answering that call.
That has to be the most evil, insensitive comment I can imagine anyone making. I am so jealous right now…
: }
LOL. So any words, what happened to backups? Have a lesson been learned twice yet? ..
That’s some profound emotional trauma right there.
I think I might have sought some kind of help to get
past that. Seriously.
One of the absolute best.
That’s the number 2 reason why I don’t fly. TSA is #1.
“Moose Mare at 20,000 Feet”.
Number 2. I feel like I’m in grade school, but that’s funny.
I know that white woman is not Jane Fonda, but who is it?
NIGGLER ALERT: A female moose is a COW, not a mare.
So how did you get the archives?
This is definitely a classic. My favorite, because of its gravity and pinpoint satirical accuracy, is still Obama chipping over the trench full of dead bodies, without a care in the world.
If you didn’t have your art backed up three different ways before, I hope you do now, BFH.
More frightening than the original.
Boobie, IMDB says it was Christine White.
Because I received word that some of the servers were back online but were running weird, like it healed itself, but wasn’t being manned by anyone.
It was a crap shoot if you were able to recover much, data was slow to download.
We were on a dedicated server, but our logins weren’t working when we tried to get in. I have no idea why.
But I remembered a little incident a year ago that might have been the key to getting in.
I won’t say anything more, but it required going through 100s of emails to see if I was misremembering or not.
I got lucky.
The art was never in jeopardy of being lost. The url associated with the google search was.
And many many are.
We are back and running, and for the reader everything is 95% a-ok.
But for us, we’ve been severely hampered by lost links.
It’s an economic blow.
Priceless.
Really? I was beginning to think Lee Remick.
Its a Mynock, Clear it off before it eats thru the power cables.
You thought chipping over the dead bodies was bold?
Look at this from an unknown artist.
IT IS GRAPHIC. GRUESOME. INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE LOVED ONES TO SEE, but devastating agitprop.
NSFW-
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_WqmB3syR5E/VAIx4pcZhgI/AAAAAAAAlRI/bQCpeyiWJXQ/s1600/obama-golf.jpg
The special effects were really good back then. That was really scary!
The woman was Christine White (Jane Fonda was much younger than that at the time, around 26).
P.S. – Had to go with “Moose Mare” to get close to “Nightmare”. Besides, the moose cow was in the hoosegow.
P.P.S. – Be careful using the term “niggler”. Perfectly valid word, but a typo could get you in a lot of trouble with less understanding nigglers.
😉
Thanks for the extra effort. It is appreciated.
I thought a female “Moose” was a “Craig.”
Wow. Just, wow. I still like yours, better. It almost (almost) had a strange whimsical quality, missing here. Maybe it’s the chipping a golf ball OVER, rather than hitting a skull with a full swing. Even Obama couldn’t be oblivious to the dead man, here. I guess there is such a thing as too much.
So…..did you learn to back up the server from now on? I learned this the hard way years ago. Back up everything and then backup the backup.
Thanks, Fur; I, too, really appreciate what you do and the effort you put into it. I hope the many, many others who also express appreciation are helping with the finances a little too. If everyone who takes enjoyment from this site (there are a LOT of us) chipped in just a little, you could justify the effort. I can’t by any means support it by myself, but I promise to do my share.
And this is still among my all-time favorites…maybe because I’m the right age to remember Twilight Zone so vividly…
Oh, thank God! 😀
Outstanding Sir!!
Wow! I don’t believe I will unsee that again.
When I saw that original TZ episode, I couldn’t sleep for days. Never been in a plane to this day and am approaching 70.
The Greed Acres meme has survived – I posted it in the comments when I posted my Greed Acres parody at The People’s Cube karaoke section – that’s a relief!
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/greed-acres-t16263.html
I don’t necessarily remember the episode, but I sure as hell remember that one moment. It scared me to death. I couldn’t look out of any window at night for months afterwards!!
OMG! DH and I sat up one night watching those old Twlight Zone videos. When that one came on with the monkey on the wing of the airplane and a young William Shatner, we lost it – laughed our asses off! I had to call DH over to the computer to show him that. Brilliant! BTW, William Shatner took enough drugs on that flight to leave anyone psychotic!
🙂 🙂 🙂
Indeed.
Wouldn’t a wood be called for in that situation?
That scene kept popping up for me early one morning @3:30am during a fierce windstorm with lightning.
A panicking customer called about a raccoon tearing away at a corner of her roof. The corner was 6-7 feet from her bedroom window so she had a close front row seat to the activity.
Trees were whipping about, the wind was howling, and when the lightning would flash, it would show her everything clearly and the raccoon would look at her as its paws were engaged with the Spanish tiles, yanking away at them. SCREEEEAM!
She would scream every flash and I kept picturing the scene with Shatner and the Gremlin every time.
I would bust out laughing when she let one out. I kept apologizing but I couldn’t help myself. I explained what was popping up for me after the 3rd time but it didn’t stop me from laughing when the next screams came.
40 minutes later she was assured the critter couldn’t get in as I described how the structure was built underneath the shingles.
An instance where my job to help people feel comfortable in their homes had nothing to do with chemicals and everything to do with knowledge – and responding when needed when no one else would.
When a customer calls in the middle of the night – something interesting is going on and I’m definitely answering that call.
That has to be the most evil, insensitive comment I can imagine anyone making. I am so jealous right now…
: }
LOL. So any words, what happened to backups? Have a lesson been learned twice yet? ..
That’s some profound emotional trauma right there.
I think I might have sought some kind of help to get
past that. Seriously.