Who’d have thought that chubby l’il boy would grow up to be a RAPIST?
“You’ll shoot your ‘I’ out, kid.”
I thought he looked more like Al Gore.
Dear Santa,
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: I wouldn’t wanna do anything to hurt God. He’s got enough trouble with the Russians and all.
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June Cleaver: Ward, I’m very worried about the Beaver.
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Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: You wanna’ mess around later? Larry Mondello: I can’t, I’m grounded. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: How come? Larry Mondello: My father caught me eating pie in bed.
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Wally Cleaver: (Ward has told the boys how he used to walk to school as a kid) (to Beaver) Wally Cleaver: Yeah, every year the distance gets longer and the snow gets deeper.
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Mrs. Margaret Mondello: Things would be all right if my daughter could just find a husband. Then we’d always have a man around to give it to Larry when his father’s out of town
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Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: You know something, Wally? I’d rather do nothin’ with you than somethin’ with anybody else.
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June Cleaver: Wally, where are you going? Wally Cleaver: I’m going over to slug Eddie. June Cleaver: That’s no way to talk, this is Sunday. Wally Cleaver: You’re right, I’ll wait ’til tomorrow and slug him in the cafeteria.
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Ward Cleaver: Beaver, you know what Larry was doing was wrong. You could have stopped him. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.
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Cornelia Rayburn: (reading the poem Ward wrote for the Beaver to recite at school) The Bear: I would like to be a bear, gay and happy free from care / That’s the life like no other, climbing trees with my mother / Though they call me beast of rage, I’ve never put anything in a cage / Or set a trap since time’s begun, or shot a human with a gun.
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Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean. June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie. Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.
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Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: I could use my own money, the twenty-five dollars I got in the bank. Wally Cleaver: I thought you were saving that to go to college. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: Larry says he never heard of a college you could go to for twenty-five dollars.
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Fred Rutherford: Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.
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Wally Cleaver: Boy, Beaver, wait’ll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They’ll really give you the business. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: But gee, Wally, you hang around with girls and the guys don’t give you the business. Wally Cleaver: Well, that’s because I’m in high school. You can do a lot of stuff in high school without getting the business.
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June Cleaver: Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We’re having roast beef. Eddie Haskell: No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We’re having squab this evening.
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(Ward has opened the car door for June to enter) June Cleaver: Thank you dear. It’s so sweet of you to be the thoughtful husband after all these years. Ward Cleaver: Your very welcome. Besides the neighbors might be watching.
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sourced from my brain but cpd text from: http://www.famousfix.com/topic/leave-it-to-beaver/quotes
Does the MSM call him a rapist?
If not he isn’t
Where has the old rapist been the last few weeks? Did he and Rudi run off somewhere?
Ward, you were a little rough on the beaver last night.
June
“I want…I want a box of cigars…and a chubby intern…”
Good work, Luna.
This may be just urban legend, but…
June: Ward, you were pretty rough on the Beaver last night.
Ward: June, I told you to try using a personal lubricant.
🙂
A shyster from birth.
around the dinner table
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: “So the guys at school were making fun of Vic Damone and how he wears those sweaters with his initials on them”
Wally Cleaver: “aw gee Beav !”
June Cleaver: “WARD ! ”
Ward Cleaver: ” now Beaver…”
one evening, around the dinner table
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: “So the guys at school were making fun of Vic Damone and how he wears those sweaters with his initials on them”
Wally Cleaver: “aw gee Beav !”
June Cleaver: “WARD ! ”
Ward Cleaver: ” now Beaver…”
Who’d have thought that chubby l’il boy would grow up to be a RAPIST?
“You’ll shoot your ‘I’ out, kid.”
I thought he looked more like Al Gore.
Dear Santa,
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: I wouldn’t wanna do anything to hurt God. He’s got enough trouble with the Russians and all.
–
June Cleaver: Ward, I’m very worried about the Beaver.
–
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: You wanna’ mess around later? Larry Mondello: I can’t, I’m grounded. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: How come? Larry Mondello: My father caught me eating pie in bed.
–
Wally Cleaver: (Ward has told the boys how he used to walk to school as a kid) (to Beaver) Wally Cleaver: Yeah, every year the distance gets longer and the snow gets deeper.
–
Mrs. Margaret Mondello: Things would be all right if my daughter could just find a husband. Then we’d always have a man around to give it to Larry when his father’s out of town
–
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: You know something, Wally? I’d rather do nothin’ with you than somethin’ with anybody else.
–
June Cleaver: Wally, where are you going? Wally Cleaver: I’m going over to slug Eddie. June Cleaver: That’s no way to talk, this is Sunday. Wally Cleaver: You’re right, I’ll wait ’til tomorrow and slug him in the cafeteria.
–
Ward Cleaver: Beaver, you know what Larry was doing was wrong. You could have stopped him. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.
–
Cornelia Rayburn: (reading the poem Ward wrote for the Beaver to recite at school) The Bear: I would like to be a bear, gay and happy free from care / That’s the life like no other, climbing trees with my mother / Though they call me beast of rage, I’ve never put anything in a cage / Or set a trap since time’s begun, or shot a human with a gun.
–
Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean. June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie. Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.
–
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: I could use my own money, the twenty-five dollars I got in the bank. Wally Cleaver: I thought you were saving that to go to college. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: Larry says he never heard of a college you could go to for twenty-five dollars.
–
Fred Rutherford: Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.
–
Wally Cleaver: Boy, Beaver, wait’ll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They’ll really give you the business. Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: But gee, Wally, you hang around with girls and the guys don’t give you the business. Wally Cleaver: Well, that’s because I’m in high school. You can do a lot of stuff in high school without getting the business.
–
June Cleaver: Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We’re having roast beef. Eddie Haskell: No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We’re having squab this evening.
–
(Ward has opened the car door for June to enter) June Cleaver: Thank you dear. It’s so sweet of you to be the thoughtful husband after all these years. Ward Cleaver: Your very welcome. Besides the neighbors might be watching.
–
sourced from my brain but cpd text from: http://www.famousfix.com/topic/leave-it-to-beaver/quotes
Does the MSM call him a rapist?
If not he isn’t
Where has the old rapist been the last few weeks? Did he and Rudi run off somewhere?
Ward, you were a little rough on the beaver last night.
June
“I want…I want a box of cigars…and a chubby intern…”
Good work, Luna.
This may be just urban legend, but…
June: Ward, you were pretty rough on the Beaver last night.
Ward: June, I told you to try using a personal lubricant.
🙂
A shyster from birth.
around the dinner table
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: “So the guys at school were making fun of Vic Damone and how he wears those sweaters with his initials on them”
Wally Cleaver: “aw gee Beav !”
June Cleaver: “WARD ! ”
Ward Cleaver: ” now Beaver…”
one evening, around the dinner table
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver: “So the guys at school were making fun of Vic Damone and how he wears those sweaters with his initials on them”
Wally Cleaver: “aw gee Beav !”
June Cleaver: “WARD ! ”
Ward Cleaver: ” now Beaver…”