My guess is he was busted because they thought he had encephalitis.
Also, whoever helped him, and told him he looked okay before pulling this caper, was an idiot.
“It looks good. No, I swear. It looks natural. Would I lie to you?’
ht/ all too much
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He should have carried it inside his skull.
Lots of room in there
He should have hidden it in one of his spare chins…
Honest, I can explain that misshapen skull, I was cradle boarded!
Looks like his toupee was getting ‘high’
In all probability this guy was a decoy, will receive little or no jail time and his family compensated. Happens every day all over the world.
The pic is still funny as sh*t though.
Cocaine’s a hell of a rug.
Work better with a ‘Fro’ …
izlamo delenda est …
Shoulda went with the extended Yarmulke .
His wife apparently convinced him to do it! Cheaper than divorce! Oh honey, that hairdo makes you look so big, strong and manly and besides it looks so real!
Check under George Will’s pelt when he comes thru next time, I think he’s on drugs too.
Hey, where can I buy one of those?
Reminds me of Traficant.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/politics/james-traficant
I’m wondering when he looked in the mirror and said.
Yeah looks good, let’s go!
Looks like a mini Blob about to consume his face.