Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
Japanese men are probably secretly rejoicing after Hiroki Ogita failed to qualify for the pole vault because of the “Godzilla” in his pants.
He could have used a flat noodle.
After clearing the bar, he hooked it with the last little man standing, sending the bar, and his Olympic dreams crashing down, and his Japanese porn career looking up.
ht/ petrus
Methinks Godzilla is a bit more than 2″ tall.
That’s a “Godzilla” waiting’ to Thrillya???
Well these are the people that have more robot dogs then children. A real woodie would probably scare the crap out of them.
Rule #1 Never pole vault with an erection.
He shoulda looked at a pic of Hbeast b4 he pole vaulted.
HAHAHAHA! Awww.
Someting wong bout this.
Home town Bangkok.
annie
Ah, the old “slip him a break-away jock strap” trick!
If it was a horse race…the radio call would have been that he lost by a head…
And that is why jockstraps exist.
He should’ve flopped his Fossberries.
Like I always say, might just be 4″ but ’round as a beer can
When I pole vaulted I always used my dick – no poles. Mock me if you wish, just look to your wives to whisper my name.
I feel so bad for the guy. Now everyone is discussing his privates on an international scale. :/
What’s the viagra warning?
“If you have an erection lasting more than four hours….”
Even Rush covered this story.
Hey, all my droogs wear cod pieces.
Bid mistake stuffing his favorite Pokemon doll into his pants prior to his vault.
Missed it by that much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwrodxghrw
do not mourn
don’t be forlorn
an ego is torn
but a star is born
your pole vault will be good for porn
One of the problems pole vaulting commando style.
IS THIS CALLED A POLE FAULT??
Hey, was that Carlos Dangerous?
That’s what you get for trying to show off the jewels, bub.
Jess Owens had the same problem at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin.
In the 4 × 100 m sprint relay, fellow teammate Ralph Metcalfe grabbed Owens’ member instead of the baton.
The American team won the Gold in the event, nevertheless.
Headline:
Jap Dick Nicks Stick. Nips Olympics.
I got three times that much
Yeah, but she wants it again in a half an hour.
Kamikaze Trainer: “I said you suppose to crash on the DECK!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SlVLyNixqU
With the Zoom it looks like the “little guy” cleared. It appears his plums, plum got in the way…
It’s just that in free fall even a button can ruin your day.
Whudya do “if you have an erection lasting more than four hours….”?
Go Pole Vaulting of course!
I have a T-shirt that says
I’m HUGE in Japan
I don’t think he could wear it.
He’ll be a hit with the ladies when he gets back home, medal or not…