Hershey Takes The Tip Off Its “Kisses” – IOTW Report

Hershey Takes The Tip Off Its “Kisses”

The iconic pyramid shaped chocolates, “Kisses,” are now being shipped from Hershey with the tips pre-blunted before leaving the factory. The company’s official statement is that this is to prevent the sharp ends from breaking off during shipment and ending up in the bottom of the bag.

Holiday cookie bakers across the nation are not swallowing it. More

31 Comments on Hershey Takes The Tip Off Its “Kisses”

  1. A common accident all too common among your every day run-of-the-mill liberal half-wit. They miss their mouth when attempting to eat Hershey’s kisses and poke themselves right in the eye. Emergency rooms are busy enough this time of year without having to add a bunch of half blinded leftist demanding soy-lattes while they wait to have the chocolate extracted from their eyes.

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  2. Check the package before you buy them.
    They’re probably from mexico. They bite the ends off while they are making them. That’s why they’re called ‘kisses.’
    pucker up, folks- there’s more globalism everyday

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  3. “Hey, you know that thing that makes our product more unique and has been it’s defining trait for around 100 years?”
    “…yeah.”
    “LET’S GET R I D OF IT.”
    “-what?”
    “Yeah! Let’s make them look like cow chips instead!!! It’ll be great!”
    “Uh, okay. I guess. (You’re the boss).”

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  4. Why don’t they just recess the bottom like the peanut butter people did? I view that crap as dishonest. Can’t hardly find a half gallon of ice cream anymore but at least when the grocery store screws you they usually redesign and purty up the packaging.

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  5. Svejk may be onto something. Maybe the curl resembles an Arabic letter in Mohammad’s name. Recall that Hostess or Dairy Queen had to change their decorative icing because someone said it spelled Allah, and that is haram.

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  6. Bakers across America have let them know that they are not happy, Hershey is rethinking the new Kisses.
    To late for this Christmas but they will be back for Valentines Day with a new and improved tip.

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