It was bad enough that she used the fake “It takes a village…” African proverb to justify the state taking children away from their parents, but when she rolled out a second fake African proverb on her new political organization’s website she was handed a rude correction.
I wonder what other fake African proverbs she’s ready to roll out.
“If a tiger runs fast enough in a circle, it will turn into butter, and we can put it on our pancakes.”
At dusk, even a diminutive man casts a long shadow
“You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can fool democrats all of the time.”
“Give a man money and watch him act funny.”
“Too much agreement kills a chat.”
“Me Tarzan, what your name?”
“Jane”
“What your whole name? ”
“C__t”
(For Hillary, the answer would be ass.)
If you teach a man to eat, you must feed him forever.
“The giraffe got its long neck by having to reach high up for the leaves it needed for food.”
Pure pagan nonsense.
“Summertime, and the living is easy.”
When asked a difficult question remember the hyena is never embarrassed to laugh inappropriately.
“I wish I could shut them up, but I can’t, and you won’t.”
@ flip…because there are no tigers in Africa….that’s funny as hell…LOL…
“I’m young; I’m handsome; I’m fast. I can’t possibly be beat.”
When flying in to partake in some carrion, the vulture always makes a corkscrew landing.
“I have a dream.”
What’s that black, gooey substance between elephant toes? answer: Slow natives!
“It’s better to burn out, than fade away.”
‘If you pick a rattlesnake up by it’s tail, it can’t hear it’s rattle, and it thinks it is dead and it won’t bite you.’
My uncle told me that when I was a little kid, and told me to think about it.
Build a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
SJWs and the BLM need to jump on Hillary for cultural appropriation.
If a worthless mulatto is born in your country send him to America and he can become President some day.
… when you’re up to your ass in alligators it’s hard to remember your original mission was to drain the swamp. ~ really true african proverb
totally true … well, maybe
“I ain’t no ways taaaaaaared …. I’ve come too faaaaaaaaaaar”
ancient African proverb first said by Kunta Kintay … or was it Chicken George?
“Gunga Lagunga”
h/t Carl the grounds keeper
“If you want something done right, get a caucasian”
White beetles taste bad,
Brown beetles taste good,
Black beetles taste best.
woman who get thrown in van upside down has crack up
ancient african doctor who carry Epipen, proverb
“If you play the womyn card, the race card, the dumb card, you can get away with murder!”
Anybody you like call you “N-word” you fist bump.
Anybody you don’t like call you “N-word” you break head.
Somewhere in Africa there’s a missing village of idiots. Joe Biden’s been there.
You can have affordable healthcare if your doctor specializes in witchcraft and you can pay him in chickens.
“When we get home remind me to punch yo’ mama right in the mouff, ’cause there’s no way you’re a product of my loins”
ancient african proverb attributed to Sheriff Buford T. Justice; also heard uttered by Bill Clinton to Chelsea Clinton
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da help!
Fudd’s First Law of Opposition – “If you push something hard enough, it will fall over”. Makes more sense than what this lying POS has come with for her new Deep State operation.
“Hakuna Matata”
Zippydee do dah, zippydee de day. My oh my, what a wonderful day.
“This is a man’s world, this is a man’s world, but it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.”
We could build a freeway system and go to the moon so that proves me and my friends should have complete totalitarian control over society.
Oh wait, that was Fauxcahantas.
If fat woman lies enough, grifts money for starving black people, murders enough opposition, bangs a pervert’s wife, marries a criminal politician and sells enough government secrets for cash, all the people around her will pretend she doesn’t smell like decaying roadkill and dried piss.
Ancient African Saying Actually Practiced in Most African Nations To This Day
You only notice the fat hippotamus when it’s out of the water or greeting foreign dignitaries in a pant suit of rainbow colors.
It’s easier to be dragged to a waiting van and tossed in head first than to stand by a philandering man.
It takes one cruel gutless bitch to leave diplomats to be murdered.
It takes a village to raise the children of dead diplomats.
It’s a real African proverb as Little Black Sambo said it all the time! In fact, he is the one that sold it to Sir Hillary Rodham Clinton for $25.00 and a bottle of ripple!
“We’re all hippos rolling downriver, sometimes we can’t touch the ground.”
Lose the nomination to an articulate black man, shame on the DNC and my campaign committee, lost the election to a white billionaire, shame on all those deplorables who didn’t vote for me because of the Russians, and WikiLeaks and James Comey.
Does anyone here wonder — as I do — that she is doing this activist thing and planning another run because she has a hit man on her speed dial and she thinks they can assassinate Donald J. Trump? Why else would she think she can do this stuff? I don’t get it.
Abigail – it’a All. About. The. Money.
He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger. old African proverb.
If Hillary wants to go fast, she should spend some time in California.
Euthanasia is legal there.
“Dream to … someday … have a dream … about getting the fuck out of Africa!”
“The worst block in Detroit is better than the best block in Africa.”
“I see black people …”
“If an African had invented the wheel, Africa would rule the World.”
“Swing low, sweet Cadillac … comin fo da carry me home …”
“Africa would be a great Continent if it was for all the damned ni …”
“Come to Eritrea; die for your boots.”
“When Elephants fight, it’s the grass that suffers.” (actual Ethiopian saying)