Hillary Celebrates a Day Without Hairdressers

27 Comments on Hillary Celebrates a Day Without Hairdressers

1. Well, you all know EYE can’t say anything nice. So why not let the rest of you call her an old hag with a bad Mrs. Brady wig.

2. Oh, wait…

3. Florence Henderson is still more attractive… right now.

4. Please, no more Hillary no one cares

5. ‘Stand Up. Resist. Run For Office’

   Nah.

   Shut up. Lay down. Play dead.

6. There is always room for Jello, and for dumping, shitting and stomping on Hillary.

   You may think she’s going away, she’s not.

7. Stand up. Resist. Scream at citizens using ugly insults. Be a useful idiot. Poop your pants and blame everyone else for it. Fly on a broom. Cackle. Bark like a dog.

   Never mind. Why am I wasting your time?

8. I think she’s going to assume room temperature before she can cause to many problems. Most the recent picture of her show her left eye staring at her right ear. That can’t be good.

9. And here I thought she was already as unappealing as anyone could be. Liberal wimmin sure know how to turn the guys on.

10. A rich corrupt fool, surrounded by paid enabling fools, plays The Fool attempting to fool her foolish dwindling fools.

    Not fooling us.

    Lock her up.
    Lock them all up.

11. Closer to Mrs. Partridge than Mrs. Brady.

12. “Alright–who put charcoal on my binocular eyepieces!”

13. Hillary Celebrates a Day Without Hairdressers When She Could See Well Enough to Find the Gin

    FTFY

14. I think of the Hilldog clip from south-park when I see her.

    Hill-DOG!!!

    https://youtu.be/iPTEVRKASpI?t=19

15. Looks like she walked into a sliding glass door while looking through binoculars.

16. One time, Killary was at a titty bar with Orca Winfrey. She got so drunk that she vomited all over the front of her designer boiler suit from Juche Couture. Killary freaked out, saying “oh fuck! Bill will kill me if he sees me like this. He’ll figure out that I was at a titty bar again!”

    Orca Winfrey said ” relax. Here, just leave this ten dollar bill sticking out of your chest pocket and tell him someone else threw up on you and they felt so bad they gave you ten bucks to get it dry cleaned.”

    So Killary gets in the ScoobyDoo EMT van and goes home to Bill. Bill asks her “what the fuck, bitch. Why is there vomit all over you?” Killary tells Bill someone threw up on her and gave her ten bucks for the drycleaning. So Bill asks Killary, “okay, but why is there twenty dollars in your pocket?”

    Killary replied “oh, that’s because they shit in my boiler suit too!”

17. Umm…you did Stand up, Resist, and Run For Office.

    You got your ass kicked from coast to coast.

    Now sit down, shut up, and let the grown-ups get to cleaning up the mess you made.

18. Bad case of Burqa Head

19. Instead of moving on. she needs to pass on.

20. You really got me.

21. Next time Hil, hold up a newspaper with the date showing as a proof of life. Until then I ain’t buyin this. She’s dead to me.

22. I’m thinkin’ you’all are just failing to recognize her true inner beauty……

23. The inner beauty must be in the marrow if thats the case!

24. @willysgoatgruff

    “inner”

    You crazy? Don’ even wanna look adder. Sure as hell don wanna be inner.

    Sicko:)

25. I believe this picture has been reversed. In real life her left eye is brain-whacked, and in this picture it shows it as her left. She looks like an aging porn star giving out lollypops.

26. No wonder Bill shoots on blue dresses.

27. Did she star in “Day of the Dead”?