His Underwear Gave Him Away – IOTW Report

His Underwear Gave Him Away

U.S. intelligence had to use the clever ruse of a fake vaccination program in order to get Bin Laden’s DNA prior to the raid. The spy craft used to acquire al-Bahgdadi’s genetic information was a lot easier, they had someone steal a pair of his used underwear. Here 

30 Comments on His Underwear Gave Him Away

  1. Kind of surprised that a guy who runs (ran) around in a dress with a tablecloth on his head would wear underwear.

    But stranger things have happened – somebody said Obola was an American!
    Can you believe that shit?

    It wobbles the mind.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  2. They made the correct choice in what article of clothing to use for the material collection. Reports are the recovered approximately .25 lbs of “DNA” on the back of the garment.

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  3. I feel really sorry for the Belgian Malinois dog that had to sniff those rancid, putrid drawers from a Filthy Mohammedan Savage.

    It reminds me of the Simpsons episode where a police dog sniffed Homer’s underwear and it ran away, yiping. Chief Wiggum said, “such a shame. That dog was only one day away from retirement.”

    Wait for it….1:18
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6DOBKS3LA

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  4. With all due respect to Seal Team 6, the SAS and JTF2, the poor fucker that has to handle that filthy bastards shit stained piss soaked underwear deserves a book deal and a place on mount Rushmore.

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  5. The government is not legitimate.

    The globalists give campaign donations and cushy job promises to politicians to run up the debt, start wars, and make laws that enslave Americans. The Gestapo enforces the decrees. Americans obey the laws.

    The only reason the system works now is that everyone thinks the government is legit. If no one obeyed, the system would crumble.

    The government and illegal aliens don’t obey the law.

    Why should Americans?

    You cannot vote for freedom because the US is not a democracy. The election machines can be hacked.

    You wouldn’t pay money to the mafia. Why should you give money to the government?

    Don’t get marriage licenses, birth certificates, business licenses, passports, driver licenses, or fishing licenses. Don’t register for the draft or fill out census forms.

    Don’t obey the law. If straws are illegal, use a straw. If baseball hats are illegal, wear a baseball cap.

    Stop paying taxes.

    The elites can’t kill us all. There are not enough jails.

    Drop out today. Go Galt. Go off the grid.

    Americans shouldn’t walk around like everything is fine when the US is bankrupt warmongering police state.

    Silence means consent.

    Think.

    Pass the word.

  6. @ Vietvet – I’m always amazed at how creative you are at coming up with one liners for most topics.
    Perhaps a talent created to remain grounded and sane during stressful situations during adventures when much younger.

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  7. @Blink: I can’t speak for everyone, but in my humble opinion humor is the one thing that enables most of us to survive life without winding up in the loony bin or a cross-bar hotel.

    So far, so good…

    🙂

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