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  1. Please forward copies of the board game to Dicky Durbin, Jim Acosta, Cory Booker, Al Green, Maxine Waters, Chris Cuomo, Sally Kohn, Don Lemon, and the rest of the Trump Derangement Syndrome crew.

  2. Past deployed Military veterans can relate to this!

    You might be deploying to a “Shit Hole”:

    1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

    10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars – You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

  3. @Cato. If it weren’t the truth that would be funny.
    Good grief. How much longer are we expected to tolerate the ‘all cultures are to be equally respected ‘ argument? I probably didn’t express that correctly, but, the only people in America that shit in ditches are foreigners.

    Look at basic stuff like litter. Americans don’t litter.
    Foreigners bringing their third world life and diseases due to lack of sanitation do that.

    Those filthy, filthy Finlandians!

    What? Not Finlandians?

    Well who is it then?

  4. @cato

    I got a 3 in 1 shot before being deployed, and I’m pretty sure 1 of the 3 was tetanus. It was a deep tissue injection in the arm, and by the STARS, it wiped out almost every person in the platoon. A few guys laid down in agony, and I was wobbly and couldn’t even hold my own arm up with my other arm w/o pain.

    Do you know which one that was?

    That said, “I’ll hurt a bit” –pffft! It hurt 10x worse than that.

  5. Mithrandir

    The one I recall the most was the Gamma Globulin.
    I swear they used a dull square needle. It hurt like hades and left a knot on by backside for over a week.
    It was a gauntlet of corpsmen, popping (air blasting) injections as we walked by. I still don’t know what they were shooting us with.

  6. Gamma globulin, and yellow fever. The peanut butter went into an ass muscle.

    Tetanus also locked your arm up.

    If you can’t brush your teeth without bottled water, it’s a shithole.

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