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  1. “…So now the Emperor walked under his high canopy in the midst of the procession, through the streets of his capital; and all the people standing by, and those at the windows, cried out, “Oh! How beautiful are our Emperor’s new clothes! What a magnificent train there is to the mantle; and how gracefully the scarf hangs!” in short, no one would allow that he could not see these much-admired clothes; because, in doing so, he would have declared himself either a simpleton or unfit for his office. Certainly, none of the Emperor’s various suits, had ever made so great an impression, as these invisible ones.

    “But the Emperor has nothing at all on!” said a little child.

    “Listen to the voice of innocence!” exclaimed his father; and what the child had said was whispered from one to another.

    “But he has nothing at all on!” at last cried out all the people. The Emperor was vexed, for he knew that the people were right; but he thought the procession must go on now! And the lords of the bedchamber took greater pains than ever, to appear holding up a train, although, in reality, there was no train to hold.”
    https://americanliterature.com/author/hans-christian-andersen/short-story/the-emperors-new-clothes

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  2. Christmassy. Something you people lack, but understandable. I have a feeling not all of get along with relatives. Kinda of like the political outcast. So Christmas is watching, Home Alone all alone. 😭

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  3. A)….I’ve seen that dress/lure in my tackle box…

    B)…..How else do you hide your sagging tinsels?…

    C)….Let’s face it, when she drops her laundry it looks pretty much like a melted candle….

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  4. that’s the same dress she was wearing when I ran into her at that dive bar in Gulfport Mississippi. she was hustling drinks until the owner ran her off.

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  5. At first glance it pegged my “nice tats” meter on the upper arms.

    Ugly Christmas Sweater first place?

    Proof that moderation is often required, especially in the consumption of proof.

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  6. When I was a kid, we used to walk to the Circle K on the corner.
    On our trek one day, we stumbled over a ginormous dog turd. It was full of bits of different colored crayons.
    I hadn’t thought of that moment until I saw Dr. J’s blouse.
    BTW-The dog turd looked better!

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  7. Donated to Goodwill with the tags still attached.

    I simply assume that anybody who makes or wears such stuff ate a lot of lead paint chips as a child. Maybe is STILL eating a lot of lead paint chips.

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  8. ecp MONDAY, 1 JANUARY 2024, 14:10 AT 2:10 PM
    I’ve seen more class on 27th & California at 9am when they let hookers out of the drunk tank.

    Surprised by how many here understand 26th and California with the up votes.
    Shitcago seems to be a known and understood quantity.

    Cook County: George N. Leighton Criminal Court Building

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  9. If it isn’t Airbrushed, how many gallons of botox and penis cream is she wearing.
    What does an old lady have between her breasts, that a young women doesn’t?
    A bellybutton.

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  10. being trash aside, she’s as great a traitor as the husband she has enabled and controlled to the horror of our country and the free world. She needs a rope around her neck as her next necklace – alongside her husband.

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