Sheikh Saleh Al-Jermin tweeted about Al-Hur Al-Ayn, the women who await all male believers in heaven, according to the Quran. However, he seemed rather preoccupied with the geometry of certain elements of the women’s anatomy.
The boobs of heavenly virgins, he said, didn’t sag like those of their mortal counterparts, and were also different in shape.
Full breasted companions of equal age and temperament. Their breasts are prominent, they don’t hang like the breasts of earthly women. Equal to any age. The everlasting bliss will never end.
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In classical Arabic Saleh’s tweet stresses the prominence of the virgin’s breasts, but the meaning was apparently lost on most 21st Century Twitter users. They opted for a more modern interpretation: that the boobs of heavenly virgins are cubed.
The apparent assertion of square mammaries elicited a cutting response across Twitter, under a hashtag meaning “the breasts of heavenly virgins are cubic”.
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I was expecting to see a pix of a goat on her back…
I don’t know about that. There are a number of mortal women (and now men) who are extremely proud of their mammary anatomy and take every occasion to express them quite publicly!
Coobed boobs. Oooooookay.
When these Filthy Moslem Savages meet Allah/ Satan in Hell, a poem can describe the women they will be rewarded with:
“Bitch, yo tits are hangin’ down like a shithouse bucket,
and yo pussy is so funky a dog wouldn’t even suck it”
(h/t to Rudy Ray Moore)
I expected udders……
Cubic pubics.
You know, the so-called women’s right crowd make me sick. Not a peep out of them about this or anything else these islamopigs spout or about the way these civilization-destroying-pigs treat women. Their silence speaks volumes. They are just as bad as these allah-rats.
They are THE People’s Cubes.
I am The People.
Lemme at ’em!!!
The Koran clearly states that Mohammed promised white raisons, not virgins.
Seems like those sheep humpers dig anime where the girls all look13, have two dots for a nose and huge balloons for boobs.
I just noticed that Mormons and Muslims are preoccupied with celestial sex.
At least Mormons don’t murder on a whim in the name of their false prophet.
Luckily, since most explosives contain products made from pigs (Gelatine and Glycerine), they won’t be visiting said virgins…funny coincidence, that?
The only breasts those sick f*cks are going to be touching are chicken breasts. Fact of life.
I hope they enjoy their stay in ‘Hell’s kitchen’.
Shouldnt there be cubic hair in that picture?
@Jerry Manderin, I’m a Mormon and ‘celestial sex’ isn’t a big dinner time (or anytime) topic for us. Someone may be preoccupied with the subject, but it ain’t us!
…and their vaginas are shaped like penises.
I can’t understand dislike of Mormons.
I judge a religion based on the effect it has on it’s adherents.
Religions, like Mormonism, that foster ideas and values that promote peaceful coexistence and civilized life are good.
Religions that foster hatred and violence, like Islam, are bad.
Religions that foster smug asshole attitudes, like atheism, are just annoying.