Houstoners Will Have To Wait To Bust the Hymie on a Sex Robot.
The city council of Houston, Texas unanimously passed an updated ordinance Wednesday that effectively blocks a proposed “sex robot brothel” from opening.
A Canadian company that already operates an “adult love dolls rent before you buy service” in Toronto had hoped to open a location in Houston and even started construction before running into permit issues that halted work.
The company, KinkySdollS, sells and rents human-like dolls that can cost more than $3,000 each.
I don’t care what trips a guys trigger (legally, of course)
My questioin is: Can they make a sammich?
@.45-70 October 5, 2018 at 2:59 am
> My questioin is: Can they make a sammich?
Different design parameters. So different robot. But, yes. Already. If your Cyber Musmon.
@ anonypussy –
‘Cyber Musmon’
You lost me…
That there’s a market for that out there these days speaks to the decay.
Hey now, how ’bout those two mechanical marvels Rusty and Crusty Daniels…
I don’t know … that sounds racist … or something.
I’ll bet that if the Canadians try it with a bunch of Obola-dolls in a Fag Brothel, it’ll pass legal muster. Then they can expand to more traditionally girly dolls. Sometimes you need to take baby-steps.
Or goat dolls (if they have a large moslem population in Houston).
The thing is to get the city council “satisfied” with dolls …
izlamo delenda est …
Damn, now the fembots will be forced by their electropimps to walk the streets.
Cue Donna Summer.
What a load of Mechanical Bull.
I’ll do one on live TV to show that I’m not a Robacist !!!
Difficult not to sympathize with the maintenance engineers (cleanup crew) here.
“Was it good for you, sweetheart?”
“(bzzz – click) You know it was, [Error: name not entered], you stud muffin, you. (hiss – clunk)”
😉
My luck I’d get one that would urge Me to stop and ask for
directions
@Bcattin: “Recalculating…”
What possible business is it of the government? Why hasn’t Houston outlawed automatic washing machines????
Dammit! People always ruining things for me.😉
Al Gore hardest hit.
Robophobic bigots. You can’t choose who or what you love.
The hippie bitch can marry a tree but some lonely dude can’t stick a roll of quarters in the Orgasmatron 3000?
School shootings would probably go down 90%. And a nation of aging, screeching, unfuckable spinster cat ladies will continue awaiting their marching orders to get on a bus with their International ANSWER signs to protest a guy who never sexually assaulted anyone after having voted for a dead to rights rapist twice in the 90s and his for show wife, Mrs Rodham-Rapist in 2016.
I guess what I’m saying is Feminism has ruined American women in the last 50 years and the bitches complaining about this is like slaves wanting to ban the cotton gin.
I think they have finally come up with a shittier job than sitting in a toll booth: cleaning sex robots.
I must have been ahead of the curve. I think my 2nd wife may have been one of these robots. An early test model. Without the sex parts.
If they can make a self-cleaning oven, surely some enterprising engineer is working on this.
The real ethics issue is if you come home to find your sexbot holding a 6 outlet Monster power strip and your toaster, refrigerator, DVD player and Roomba lined up in the hallway.
This is one of the potential hazards of your wifi connection getting hacked with the jUli3 sW3tnik exploit.
Obviously a pretty powerful Whore’s Union in Houston…Plus how’s a dirty cop going to shake down Bender for protection money?
The city of Houston has a history of electing lesbian mayors. The present mayor is a black male named Sylvester Turner who appears be a tad light in his loafers. If the vendors would have offered male only models then it would have been a shoo in for permit approval.
Houstoners!? Who writes this crap. It’s Houstonians! Houston is expected to overtake Chicago as the nations third largest city in eight years. This is only possible through the miracle of air conditioning, but at least winters are mild.
@Cliche Guevara October 5, 2018 at 9:22 am
“I guess what I’m saying is Feminism has ruined American women in the last 50 years and the bitches complaining about this is like slaves wanting to ban the cotton gin.”
I guess what I’m saying is Feminism has ruined America and the bitches complaining about this is like plantation masters wanting to ban the cotton gin.