You know, I hate to critique such a young aspiring novelist, but if the fart killed everyone in the first book, what’s in fart 2? (and you see what I did? Fart 2. That’s how it’s done, kid. It was sitting on a tee.)
The most educated generation, my ass.
I knew a guy that bought a boat. He named her “Final Answer”. A year later, he bought a bigger boat…wanna guess what he named her?
If my names in either one of those books it’s a damn lie.
Kids got Hollywood talent.
No shit!
Knowing how our wonderful education system works, he/she/it (don’t want to be unPC) probably wanted to title the second book, ‘The Fart That Killed Everyone, Also’, which would contain further information about other fart induced deaths.
How did the first manuscript make it past authorities? What…no zero tolerance suspension for threat of violence?
I’m in the publishing trade and I tell you, I need to sign this kid ASAP! Not since “What I want for Christmas (A Red Ryder BB Gun) have I seen such A+++++++++++ work!
This kids book is a real stinkeroo.
Just a two parter?
It’s gotta be a kid.
Any Hollywood Horror producer knows that ya should be able to wring at least 5 or 6 sequels outta something like that… and then go on to host something like Shart Tank!
My spouse is very weird when it comes to farts. Me, If I need to protrude a stinker, I will travel to a spot that is under popularized and obscure. My loved one however likes to salt the air where we all meet. Then when confronted, denies and has no apologies even though everyone knows the guilt’s on my spouse. That’s just pure laziness. Especially in the car.
I think the story has jumped the shart.
Reminds me of that annoying song from the 90’s by the band Nine Days:
“This is the story of a girl,
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world…”
I never understood why the song didn’t just stop right there.
Who has time to read?
I’ll wait for the movie(s) to come out.
Maybe they’re doing a Jim Jarmusch type story.
Who says Michelle Obama has no legacy?
The sad thing is the author is a 37 yr. old undergraduate of Social Xhehistory at Olberman.
“Never trust a fart” – Al Roker
Look for the movie and its sequels; FARTNADO, FARTNADO REDO, SON OF FARTNADO.
Comic genius Norm MacDonald commented to Blake Griffin that there was a curse on the NBA “Rookie of the Year Award”.
“Nobody’s ever repeated it.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhf7kO0V6aQ
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The Manderin Boys give it “Two Legs Up With A Bronx Cheer!”
I’ve already seen the movies. Reading this series would be a waste of my time. I don’t care what Oprah’s book club says.
It’s the back story.