Red State
There’s a lot going on in the world right now. Luckily, the United States is led by the best and brightest among us, not the least of which are House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and President Joe Biden. What could possibly go wrong with such mental giants making major decisions for the nation?
Jokes aside, we are actually led by geriatric dunces who couldn’t successfully manage a McDonald’s restaurant. Given that, it was no surprise when Biden flaunted his senility again on Wednesday. Apparently feeling left out of the conversation, Pelosi then put on a performance that left me wondering if she was drunk.
I’m not kidding. It was that bad. More
How much does she drink? Does it really matter? According to credible sources, the night was as clear as an elfstone, sparkling with starpoints, as Chuckles the Shyster gathered his party in the pasture outside the town. In addition to J. Fraud Gigilo Goodhair, were the twin sisters Alexandria and Nancy Dingleberry, both of whom were noisome and easily expendable. As they were frisking happily in the meadow, Chuckles called them to attention, wondering vaguely why Jackass Joe had saddled him with these two tail-wagging idiots that no one in town could trust with a burnt-out match.
“Let’s go, let’s go!” cried Nancy.
“Yes, let’s,” added Alexandria, who promptly took one step, fell directly on her flat head, and managed to bloody her nose.
“Icky!” laughed Nancy.
“Double icky!” wailed Alexandria!
Meanwhile J. Fraud Gigilo Goodhair slowly wandered around muttering: “Do you know who I am?”, Chuckles just rolled his eyes heavenward. It wuz going to be a looooooong epic…
Bella Pelosi needs to be put out on Bushwood golf course to assist Carl Spackler blowing up gophers!
Granny Winebox!
We’ve seen her publicly plastered more than a few times… Remember Granny Winebox at the ballpark?
TRF
MARCH 10, 2022 AT 7:21 PM
…kudos for the National Lampoon’s “Bored With The Rings” reference!
Enough that her cohorts are sick of constantly hearing “It’s wine-o-clock.”
Maybe it’s not always a liquid.
Sniff, sniff…
Remember she had a private jet fly her around
on our tax $$$ ? Jet be full of liquor,beer and wine.
Everyone who rode in it was hammered.
I remember the jet and the $186,000 booze bill that went with it.
She may well be drunk but it’s also clear that she is deeply mentally ill.
How Much Does She Regularly Drink in Day?
I have to admit;
In all likelihood I need much more to drink than most any liberal ASSHOLE, simply because they are already mind-numbed and I need to surpass that state in order to cope.
Incoherent policies are defended with incoherent babbling in hopes nobody notices.
Damn press doesn’t seem to need an explanation.
SHE’S PROPPING UP PUTIN WITH HER VODKA CONSUMPTION!!!
She’s 81 — fucking Cryptkeeper.
… that’s TAX-PAYER funded daily besottedness … you Peasants!
She’s huffing benzene and xylene. My favorite solvents!
I suspected her of being sober once but I was wrong. Even when she isn’t under the influence of alcohol, she’s still drunk with power.
How much is there??
She’s crazier than an outhouse rat.
Capitol Hill Liquors used to do a multi-million dollar business with the free delivery. The delivery guy said Congressthings were the worst tippers. They (Congressthings – House and Senate) had a sense of entitlement and assumed that everyone who actually worked for a living was functionally retarded.
Alcohol is a huge part of politics. When Speaker Jim Wright’s office caught fire it was the massive cache (cases stacked to the ceiling) of “Lone Star” that was destroyed by the heat – which we, the taxpayers, had to repay.
But, I guess you’d have to be pretty drunk or otherwise fucked up to come up with the shit they come up with …
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
She was loaded! Must have been celebrating extra heavily after her 1:30 – 2:30 am vote on moving the budget to the floor. Or as she said, not the middle of the night, sometime last night.
Look at the hand action too. Definitely drunk.
Drinker of the House
Wow. Hard to believe that we have “leaders” like this. They have effectively destroyed our economy, education and every traditional institution. We’re a shell of a husk, utterly hollowed out.
if they have forbidden smoking in government buildings, they should forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages in governmental buildings.
just put a sign on the door
why do they need to be able to drink while on the job, but no one else can?
itds not like they’re just driving a car or anything
breathalyzers at the door
with a mask and a flask, they foisted their task