How to Speak Bidenese

15 Comments on How to Speak Bidenese

1. I was born speaking Bidenese.
   Unlike him,I grew out of it.

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2. Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddles speaks less gibberish than joey does. And Gabby Johnson is funny when he speaks gibberish, joey isn’t, he’s just an addlepated idiot who unfortunately is presidunce.

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3. C’mon man you’re making this up to make me look demented! MSNBC broadcast it! Oops!

   But on Tuesdays I get Jello!

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4. Listening to it is hard, but speaking it is easy! Just clamp your head in one of those nut tree shaker/harvesters for an hour or two. Maybe longer.

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5. That moron was a complete idiot when he was 30 years old and his brain has aged like milk ever since. One of the most entertaining things is democrats trying to call that a stutter.

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6. I’m sorry. It’s not funny anymore. He and his handlers are destroying our country.

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7. Jethro, sometimes you just have to laugh…

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8. My 6 months old great great grand son speaks Bidenese already

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9. Biden Haiku –
   Goats are like mushrooms
   Because if you shoot a deer
   I’m scared of toasters
   I almost lost my wife due to one!

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10. Forgot “expedential”

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11. SEE KIDS??

    YOU DON’T NEED TO HAVE A LEGITIMATE EDUCATION….YOU TOO CAN BE THE PRESIDENT WHEN YOU GROW UP…IF WE STILL HAVE A COUNTRY

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12. special place in hell for joey shitpants and a special place in the men’s room in hell for odinga

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13. There’s only a few words I want to hear from Biden: his last words before he’s hanged.

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14. Too bad no one in the MSM notices anything wrong.

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15. Retire the national debt
    Build a pay toilet over his grave