This is some good advice, but I would prefer not being spoken to at all. 😁
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…wait,are we talking about FEMALE women, or ‘Michelle’ Obama?
…because those are NOT the same thing…
“This is some good advice, but I would prefer not being spoken to at all.”
For the win.
Ultra safe is a myth.
…sure, tell us to serve you all that wine, and when it makes things get warm and friendly that night, it’s still 2020 outside so the next day we end up charged with rape because the wine made consent legally impossible and suddenly we’re Bill Cosby…
Looks like that chart is missing a column! On the far left should be one headed DEADLY:
— Don’t you worry your pretty little head about a thing, darlin’.
— Gee, you sure don’t sweat much for a fat girl.
— Beer me.
— There’s not enough mayo on this sammich.
Answerman Cooper
MAY 1, 2020 AT 7:47 AM
“This is some good advice, but I would prefer not being spoken to at all.”
…ALSO not safe…NOW, it’s “Why aren’t you talking to me?”, soon to be followed by “Don’t you think we should talk?”, “Am I not PRETTY enough for you to talk to?”, then “Is SHE pretty? This OTHER woman you MUST be talking to, because THAT must be why you’re not talking to ME!”, and it’s all downhill from there…
…but indeed, your thesis is valid. Ultra safe IS a myth.
…and this is why everyone needs to go back to work NOW, to get some REAL “social distancing”, the kind men and women have needed since we got chased from the Garden…
^ It’s all a trap, just pour and pour often.
Uncle Al
MAY 1, 2020 AT 7:52 AM
“Looks like that chart is missing a column! On the far left should be one headed DEADLY:”
…”why don’t you put something lacy on and sit on my lap?” Followed by ” That looked better on your sister”…
…or maybe just “you know what would make you feel better? My dick.”
…and no one could get to your funeral because, Corona…
And what if the lady in question dosen’t like wine?
It means you be screwed!!!!!!
“Contractions are HOW FAR APART? Well, you’ve got time to fix dinner.”
(didn’t drop til after midnight)
Still married.
izlamo delenda est …
Tim MAY 1, 2020 AT 8:28 AM
““Contractions are HOW FAR APART? Well, you’ve got time to fix dinner.”
(didn’t drop til after midnight)
Still married.”
…Arsenic is slow, but cumulative, isn’t gotten rid of by the body easily, and can be missed at autopsy if they have no reason to be suspicious, so the usual way they find out about it is if there’s a reason to exhume you many years later and they find you’re still well-preserved…
@the dirtball:
Or not screwed, as the case may be. (-;
SNS,
That baby’s 48 this year. She needs to get a move on.
izlamo delenda est …
…the longer a storm gathers, the worse it is when it breaks, @Tim…or maybe she just didn’t titrate the arsenic correctly…
Did someone say whine?
i didn’t speak to her before the quarantine
why would i start now?
They forgot ‘Calm Down’