13 Comments on Huge News -Impeach Him! Trump Asked For Softer Hand Towels on Air Force One

1. Die, left, die. Spare us your bitter idiocy.

2. My White house sources refute this story.
   The reality is that the hand towels were too small to dry his HUUUGE hands. Believe me.

3. Well, I guess Trump doesn’t have clout enough to have a “body man” like Reggie who used to lick 0bama’s hands dry.

4. First the bathrobe fake news, now the hand towel fake news. What is the journo obsession with terry cloth?

   At least now they’re lying about trivial shit, instead of nukes…

   http://www.snopes.com/2016/08/03/joe-scarborough-donald-trump-asked-three-times-why-us-cant-use-nukes/

5. Who does he think he is – – the PRESIDENT?

6. That’s nothin’…Moose requested a special toilet seat.
   They found her this…
   http://meanspirited.net/places/2009/may/greatjohn.jpg

7. Rumor has it that Muslims don’t use toilet paper. Maybe Trump’s predecessor needed rougher towels to do that job.

8. Gee, Norman, I didn’t think I’d have to think about Moose’s fat ass again …
   thanks … yeah … thanks …

   izlamo delenda est …

9. I love a rainy night, walks on the beach and scratchy bath towels.

10. On the other hand, DJT isn’t out playing golf every damn day like the purple lipped mulato.

11. Don’t tell Maxine! He’ll really be in trouble.

12. Next they’ll tell us he complained about the roughness of the sheets he was wearing.

13. Those towels were probably a little stiff due to the way bungo had been using them.