PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) – Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.
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GREAT COMBO OF TITLE AND PHOTO! A++
Portdanglia.
Any one claiming assault with a dead weapon?
“Hello…Portland power company…my electric is all dicked up.
That dick with ears in the photo looks like Hussein Oblowme.
Are they decorating in preparation for a visit from 0bama?
Oregon has always been noted for it’s rain, but it rains some strange shit in Portlandia.
“Every time it rain, it rains penis from heaven”.
That’s a Kenyan ass dildo.
Free range energizer doos?
Let’s get them down and swab them for DNA and find the prick that put them there.
How interesting that the owners of these sex toys found that tossing them up into the power lines was the most useful thing they could think of to do with them.
Strangely you specified sex toys in the title but pictured a douche.
Because rubber cocks hanging from power lines increases the value of progressive neighborhoods.
Why do we call them power lines anyway? In Canada they call them hydro lines because of hydro electric power generation. Why don’t we call them coal lines, nuke lines or wind lines?
What – – only ONE photo?!!
So thats where they went. Wondered what happened to ’em
Hey look Wally! That purple helmet matches the purple lips on Captain Dildo!