28 Comments on Husband Wears Face Mask During Sex!
Jesus Christ!
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Soy! Its Everywhere!
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Could have been worse. Could have been a snorkel
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Libs are crazy. Every one of them. I work with a dedicated Leftist who is strict about his mask wearing. He is in his 50’s and deathly terrified of catching a respiratory illness. In fact, the only time I see him these days take off the mask is when he smokes his Pall Mall menthols.
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Aaaannnnnd the hat said: “I’m just here to steal yer virginity”
3 bagger.
One for him.
One for her.
One for the cameraman who works for Pornhub. 🥸
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Question is whether he still wears it when he eats at the “Y”
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This is hilarious, does this turkey also use a rubber when he’s having sex with her. I thought the part about wearing a mask while choking your chicken was funny, maskabating, that’s a new one on me. Hey dumbass, ditch the mask and do it doggie style so you can avoid giving each other the chink flu. And you might want to wash your mask every once in a while, what a loser dweeb.
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Holy Shit—
It’s no wonder liberals get elected to office.
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A sick individual.
He’s like those freaks who constantly wash their hands.
If she had any sense she’d put him in a plexiglass bubble and move out.
He ain’t gonna get any better.
There was a guy a few years ago who got bit by a tick and thought he had lime disease – so he killed himself! Great cure! Nukkin futz.
izlamo delenda est …
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Maybe it’s time they each started seeing other men
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I hope she gives him the clap!
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If he’s THAT dumb, it’s probably an IMPROVEMENT. 😳
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If she’s complaining about him, then what’s next? No sex at all because there’s an exchange of bodily fluid. Let’s see how long that lasts. Simply put, the guy needs some long needed counseling.
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Does the mask have a hole in it? Just wondering.
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@Bob Frapples
This guy smokes the hog.
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Tony R
MAY 28, 2021 AT 7:55 PM
“Does the mask have a hole in it? Just wondering.”
To be fair, some chicks are probably into that stuff. And it’s not like guys haven’t been putting paper bags over girls heads for forever.
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Imagine the woman he was banging: probably not the most discrimiating woman: “Take me, you masked soy boy! Take me NOW!”…
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What does this say about her? She married that putz in the first place and is still putting up with him over 5 years later. She has issues, too.
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Must be tough for him to bite the pillow with that face mask on.
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@Heatsync
You must be in HVAC. Cause Your fucked up like me.
Put the mask over his privates with a farewell message. Find a real man.
Maybe she’s a “two-masker.”
This isn’t the same as having sex with a “Tennessee Two-Sacker”, is it? That’s where she’s so ugly that you not only make her wear a paper sack, YOU wear one too in case hers falls off.
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SURPRISE !!! I’m not your husband !
Cose your eyes and swallow.
Times have changed. It used to be you wore a bag over your head if she was really ugly!
Jesus Christ!
Soy! Its Everywhere!
Could have been worse. Could have been a snorkel
Libs are crazy. Every one of them. I work with a dedicated Leftist who is strict about his mask wearing. He is in his 50’s and deathly terrified of catching a respiratory illness. In fact, the only time I see him these days take off the mask is when he smokes his Pall Mall menthols.
Aaaannnnnd the hat said: “I’m just here to steal yer virginity”
3 bagger.
One for him.
One for her.
One for the cameraman who works for Pornhub. 🥸
Question is whether he still wears it when he eats at the “Y”
This is hilarious, does this turkey also use a rubber when he’s having sex with her. I thought the part about wearing a mask while choking your chicken was funny, maskabating, that’s a new one on me. Hey dumbass, ditch the mask and do it doggie style so you can avoid giving each other the chink flu. And you might want to wash your mask every once in a while, what a loser dweeb.
Holy Shit—
It’s no wonder liberals get elected to office.
A sick individual.
He’s like those freaks who constantly wash their hands.
If she had any sense she’d put him in a plexiglass bubble and move out.
He ain’t gonna get any better.
There was a guy a few years ago who got bit by a tick and thought he had lime disease – so he killed himself! Great cure! Nukkin futz.
izlamo delenda est …
Maybe it’s time they each started seeing other men
I hope she gives him the clap!
If he’s THAT dumb, it’s probably an IMPROVEMENT. 😳
If she’s complaining about him, then what’s next? No sex at all because there’s an exchange of bodily fluid. Let’s see how long that lasts. Simply put, the guy needs some long needed counseling.
Does the mask have a hole in it? Just wondering.
@Bob Frapples
This guy smokes the hog.
Tony R
MAY 28, 2021 AT 7:55 PM
“Does the mask have a hole in it? Just wondering.”
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“Husband Wears Face Mask During Sex! ”
To be fair, some chicks are probably into that stuff. And it’s not like guys haven’t been putting paper bags over girls heads for forever.
Imagine the woman he was banging: probably not the most discrimiating woman: “Take me, you masked soy boy! Take me NOW!”…
What does this say about her? She married that putz in the first place and is still putting up with him over 5 years later. She has issues, too.
Must be tough for him to bite the pillow with that face mask on.
@Heatsync
You must be in HVAC. Cause Your fucked up like me.
Put the mask over his privates with a farewell message. Find a real man.
Maybe she’s a “two-masker.”
This isn’t the same as having sex with a “Tennessee Two-Sacker”, is it? That’s where she’s so ugly that you not only make her wear a paper sack, YOU wear one too in case hers falls off.
SURPRISE !!! I’m not your husband !
Cose your eyes and swallow.
Times have changed. It used to be you wore a bag over your head if she was really ugly!