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An Arizona woman is facing charges after police say she fired shots at her husband while he sat on the toilet.
KNXV-TV reports 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn recently was arrested following a frantic call from her husband.
He told Goodyear police Fahn barged in while he was using the restroom and fired two shots above his head.
According to a police report, Fahn told officers, “I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me.”
He might get constipation… At least once his wife gets home. It would be kinda hard to drop trou after that…
Get a load of that mugshot….she’s wearing that “poor abused me” look to garner leniency. Pathetic.
Maybe she wuz using these:
http://www.sightm1911.com/lib/ccw/PrepH_Bullets.jpg
One bathroom house.
You were expecting a different outcome?
Just maybe he wouldn’t listen to you because he was otherwise busy.
It’s a good thing he was already on the toilet otherwise he might have crapped his pants.
Old meth head retread junkie from Woodstock or Haight-Assbury that probably voted Carter, Mondale, Clinton, etc…. she is a leper.
How did she miss?
And why didn’t he grab his gun and blow her away?
Always keep your gun near you.
Not PC:
Exactly, he missed his one chance to finally rid himself of the shrew
And it would be legal
Here I sit on the toilet and hope my pissed off old lady doesn’t shoot me and spoil it.
“Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Tried to s**t but only –
JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!“
Toilet wall graffiti isn’t what it used to be.
Probably watching or reading porn
and she sang back…
I know I’ve got to find
some kinda a peace of mind tell meeee
oh shoot!
Song Title: What becomes of the broken hearted
You see, this is why I like my privacy when taking a dump. Always lock the door.
She uses an assault rifle for a poopy spray. Faster than lighting matches.
Maybe she watched Oprah’s speech and misinterpreted the part about getting her own voice.
He was constipated, she was just trying to scare the —- out of him. It worked.
The FBI to investigate, comey exonerated her prior to her interview, she was just careless.
Jeff sessions asleep on the toilet……Jeff, —- or get off the pot.