An Arizona woman is facing charges after police say she fired shots at her husband while he sat on the toilet.
KNXV-TV reports 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn recently was arrested following a frantic call from her husband.
He told Goodyear police Fahn barged in while he was using the restroom and fired two shots above his head.20 Comments on I bet it cured his constipation
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He might get constipation… At least once his wife gets home. It would be kinda hard to drop trou after that…
Get a load of that mugshot….she’s wearing that “poor abused me” look to garner leniency. Pathetic.
Maybe she wuz using these:
http://www.sightm1911.com/lib/ccw/PrepH_Bullets.jpg
One bathroom house.
You were expecting a different outcome?
Just maybe he wouldn’t listen to you because he was otherwise busy.
It’s a good thing he was already on the toilet otherwise he might have crapped his pants.
Old meth head retread junkie from Woodstock or Haight-Assbury that probably voted Carter, Mondale, Clinton, etc…. she is a leper.
How did she miss?
And why didn’t he grab his gun and blow her away?
Always keep your gun near you.
Not PC:
Exactly, he missed his one chance to finally rid himself of the shrew
And it would be legal
Here I sit on the toilet and hope my pissed off old lady doesn’t shoot me and spoil it.
“Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Tried to s**t but only –
JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!“
Toilet wall graffiti isn’t what it used to be.
Probably watching or reading porn
and she sang back…
I know I’ve got to find
some kinda a peace of mind tell meeee
oh shoot!
Song Title: What becomes of the broken hearted
You see, this is why I like my privacy when taking a dump. Always lock the door.
She uses an assault rifle for a poopy spray. Faster than lighting matches.
Maybe she watched Oprah’s speech and misinterpreted the part about getting her own voice.
He was constipated, she was just trying to scare the —- out of him. It worked.
The FBI to investigate, comey exonerated her prior to her interview, she was just careless.
Jeff sessions asleep on the toilet……Jeff, —- or get off the pot.