20 Comments on I Mustache You To Look At Something
People do weird shit with facial hair. That’s probably the worst I’ve seen.
I’ve decided once again to grow the winter beard. I’ve done this about 4 years in a row and shave it off on about week three because it comes in WHITE. Now I’m 61 and have very little gray in my hair so WTF? I’m sure it will work out this time.
he would be emBEARDast if he knew we were mocking him.
I keep my beard trimmed to about a #3. Got sick of shaving every day. It looks like a calico cat for colors, LOL.
@ Bad Brad
DH had super light blond hair back in the day. He grew a beard for a costume party. I had to brush dark brown mascara on his beard for the party because his beard was almost white next to his blond hair. Weird!
Anonymous
Unfortunately mine is white like gray white. Screw it. I’m old and growing it out anyway. Well at least and tell wifey says “Shave that damn thing”. Yes dear.
I’ve got some Viking in me so even with blond hair my beard was reddish. Now it would be reddish-whitish.
I know a landscaper who not only looks like this freak, but is also a weird hair person. Gus will let his Back hair grow to Become one with his actual Head hair ! He was like a Chewbaca mowing lawns in La Jolla ,and he had no clue that he was strange !!!
I know a landscaper who not only looks like this guy , but he’s also a weird hair person. Gus actually let’s his Back hair grow to a length where it blends , and becomes one with his Head Hair which is unwashed !
When I drive by Gus it’s like a Chewbaca is mowing lawns in La Jolla !!!
That Was Plantsman !
Can you shave it for later?
Reddish on the head (a little shunkish on the one side above the ear) and since about 7 years ago (1st heart attack/bypass) all white beard.
Just shaved all off (annual fall cleaning/pictures) but am immediately growing it back.
Had a beard for forty years.
It’s a good spot to save a snack.
Forever Alone.
Maybe he got tired of people calling it a womb broom.
😉
Vietvet, I was just thinking “womb-groomer” (that’s what we called it) when I saw your comment lol
When my daughter was little, she asked me one day if I would shave off my mustache, which I’d had for years. Fine.
A week later she asked me to grow it back again.
The white has long since conquered the red of the beard and has now invaded the mustachio and appears to be winning
The eyebrows have suffered incursions, but have rallied to fight back with unlimited growth and unruliness, requiring frequent trimming to prevent the Brezhnev conundrum.
The noggin has long been infiltrated and the grey and the white. At least most of the the hairs have not given up and abandoned ship, like those bastards in that spot in the back of the dome. They’re deserters and deserved whatever happened to them.
This does not alter the architecture or design.
The white beard gives the impression of maturity and sage and august wisdom.
A small and simple fraud and I shall probably suffer for it.
I haven’t shaved my mustache since the Spring of 1976 and when I did I grew it back almost immediately. No one in in my family has ever seen my upper lip. My beard I shaved a few times but every time I did my kids didn’t know who I was. I’m starting to look a lot like Santa now especially if I let it grow longer but than I start to look like an old bum so it stays short and well groomed.
I love it. The description cracked me up.
Movember approaches…….
I sport a holiday mustache from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day.
People do weird shit with facial hair. That’s probably the worst I’ve seen.
I’ve decided once again to grow the winter beard. I’ve done this about 4 years in a row and shave it off on about week three because it comes in WHITE. Now I’m 61 and have very little gray in my hair so WTF? I’m sure it will work out this time.
he would be emBEARDast if he knew we were mocking him.
I keep my beard trimmed to about a #3. Got sick of shaving every day. It looks like a calico cat for colors, LOL.
@ Bad Brad
DH had super light blond hair back in the day. He grew a beard for a costume party. I had to brush dark brown mascara on his beard for the party because his beard was almost white next to his blond hair. Weird!
Anonymous
Unfortunately mine is white like gray white. Screw it. I’m old and growing it out anyway. Well at least and tell wifey says “Shave that damn thing”. Yes dear.
I’ve got some Viking in me so even with blond hair my beard was reddish. Now it would be reddish-whitish.
I know a landscaper who not only looks like this freak, but is also a weird hair person. Gus will let his Back hair grow to Become one with his actual Head hair ! He was like a Chewbaca mowing lawns in La Jolla ,and he had no clue that he was strange !!!
I know a landscaper who not only looks like this guy , but he’s also a weird hair person. Gus actually let’s his Back hair grow to a length where it blends , and becomes one with his Head Hair which is unwashed !
When I drive by Gus it’s like a Chewbaca is mowing lawns in La Jolla !!!
That Was Plantsman !
Can you shave it for later?
Reddish on the head (a little shunkish on the one side above the ear) and since about 7 years ago (1st heart attack/bypass) all white beard.
Just shaved all off (annual fall cleaning/pictures) but am immediately growing it back.
Had a beard for forty years.
It’s a good spot to save a snack.
Forever Alone.
Maybe he got tired of people calling it a womb broom.
😉
Vietvet, I was just thinking “womb-groomer” (that’s what we called it) when I saw your comment lol
When my daughter was little, she asked me one day if I would shave off my mustache, which I’d had for years. Fine.
A week later she asked me to grow it back again.
The white has long since conquered the red of the beard and has now invaded the mustachio and appears to be winning
The eyebrows have suffered incursions, but have rallied to fight back with unlimited growth and unruliness, requiring frequent trimming to prevent the Brezhnev conundrum.
The noggin has long been infiltrated and the grey and the white. At least most of the the hairs have not given up and abandoned ship, like those bastards in that spot in the back of the dome. They’re deserters and deserved whatever happened to them.
This does not alter the architecture or design.
The white beard gives the impression of maturity and sage and august wisdom.
A small and simple fraud and I shall probably suffer for it.
I haven’t shaved my mustache since the Spring of 1976 and when I did I grew it back almost immediately. No one in in my family has ever seen my upper lip. My beard I shaved a few times but every time I did my kids didn’t know who I was. I’m starting to look a lot like Santa now especially if I let it grow longer but than I start to look like an old bum so it stays short and well groomed.
I love it. The description cracked me up.
Movember approaches…….
I sport a holiday mustache from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day.