Where’s the glitter bomb and fart spray when you need it?
ht/ woody
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So, was it a BLACK and white or a COLORED television?
Glitter??? I prefer C-4 with shrapnel embedded in it!
Of course that’s just me.
Lazlo’s Porch Pirate traps, at a mere $200.00 will do the job nicely.
The box when opened, releases Hornet ‘nest in danger’ pheromones, and then 50 Grade-A Japanese giant hornets.
This works especially well in cars and enclosed spaces.
So no one noticed a guy driving around with a giant box sticking halfway out of his right rear door?
if someone was taping this why didn’t they call the cops or go out and stop them??? or was it one of those porch cameras?
I’d like to get a small statue of a Porch Pirate carrying a box away. Put it out by my front walk. I wonder if there’s any statuary which I could convert easily…
Sure they noticed, Wyatt, but the soft bigotry of low expectations reared its ugly head, I’m guessing.
I just figured out how to get rid of the dog poop in my yard.
Now that’s a situation for .45-.70
@Mickey Moussaoui: Guy on the TeeVee news a few nites ago did exactly that with his cat litter box contents. They showed the video of the thief running off with his prize.
Thirdtwin,
Let’s market them.
We’ll call them Pawn Jockeys.
“Pawn Jockeys” lol
Tony R has a great idea for cat owners! I’ll wrap the litterbox contents in pretty paper, tie it with ribbons, and leave it by the mail box!
Anyone else noticed that all the non-glitter greeting cards have glitter from the glitter cards? That crap is impossible to avoid and to destroy.