“Idle Hands” Stay Busy In D.C. – IOTW Report

“Idle Hands” Stay Busy In D.C.

Fox 5 Washington

Pornhub is reporting a spike in its traffic from the District during the government shutdown, according to its analytic team.

The Pornhub Insights team said its statisticians noticed an increase in porn viewership and a shift in the hours during which people are watching porn in D.C. More

9 Comments on “Idle Hands” Stay Busy In D.C.

  1. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, those bastids are looking at firearms. Porn hub is where a lot of firearms manufactures transitioned to after You Boob started blocking them. Which actually might be scarier than them looking at other naked guys.

    2
  2. That many worthless people in DC? So how non-essential are these employees anyway? Is there a certain level you reach to become truly non-essential? Is it mid-level management? Dept Head.

    3
  3. Don’t they have anything else better to do than to watch porn? LOSERS! Hey with all that time off why aren’t they screwing their wives or girlfriends, I would. And I wonder if they’re will be the inevitable baby boom 9 months from now.

    1

Comments are closed.