If only.
I don’t know who is responsible for this, but thanks for the laugh!
If I Only Had A, You Know, The thing…
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Radiation screwed mine up. Now it has a mind of it’s own.
JOE AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL
TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE
JOE FELL DOWN
AND BROKE HIS CROWN
YET THE MEDIA NEVER LEFT HIS SIDE
Joe “The Thing From Another World” Biden
“I could sniff away for hours
Litle girls who smell of flowers,
Touching all the time;
And my nuts I’d be a scratchin’
While pervy thoughts are busy hatchin’
‘Cause I’ve got a pervy mind.
I’d unravel ev’ry ribbon in her hair that she’s been given
Then touch her to unwind,
‘Cause the thoughts I’ve been thinkin’
Like Mohammads they be stinkin’
‘Cause I have a pervy mind.
Oh, I, could touch a guy,
Or molest some paid-for whore,
But I wanna touch what’s not been touched before,
And then I’d grin, and touch some more,
People think I’m just a muffin’,
A harmless old man puffun’,
I let ’em think they’re being kind;
But their children I be feeling
Even with the cameras reeling
It gets off my pervy mind.”
-“The Biden Song”, apologies to “If I Only Had A Brain”
Crazy Joe sniffed some hair and thought it smelled very nice
2 days later his nose was a mess. “Damn, she gave me lice!”
SNS, don”t ever leave this site, that was epic.
Wild Thing…
You make my thing spring!
You make everything groovy, wild thing
The thing? You mean toilet paper?
WDS
JUNE 3, 2020 AT 1:52 PM
…thank you, you’re too kind. I don’t usually like to be drawn into straw man arguments but since the Democrats set this PARTICULAR straw man up, I just couldn’t resist…
snort 😂
SNS. I bow to you…
Biden should have been in that movie.
And I think he should star in ‘Police Academy V’, “Shoot ’em in the Leg”
Just because one can do a THING, doesn’t mean one should do that THING. If he had a THING, would he know what to do with it?
Damn you, Supernightshade!
The song’s in my head now. 🤣
Westernrifleshooters has been suspended.
https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/
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Were Joe’s head stuffed with straw instead of the fetid offal it presently contains people would notice more clarity.
Billy Fuster-
That’s a blanket statement on the page.
It could be
1. suspended because of something they did
2. ” because they didn’t pay their hosting or server fees.
3. they quit.
Look for an answer on facebook, twitter or instagram if they have an account there.
“Westernrifleshooters has been suspended.”
The guy that runs that places has been acting like he’s ready to check out. But then on the other hand, they’ve been sounding pretty, hmm what’s the word, “normal” over there since this started. I’m sure they’ve stepped over someones line.
SNS, that was awful …
ly good! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone handy with video and audio should dub that routine with your lyrics.
Here’s the skinny. Bad Optics.
https://www.americanpartisan.org/2020/06/on-the-attack/
He’d take the thing out & play with it. 🙄
Q. What makes President Trump charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
A. Courage.
SNS ~ Bravo! … someone needs to audio this (someone w/ a much better voice than mine) & splice it to one of those Creepy Perv Joe Biden vids that show him, ad infinitum, sniffing & feeling up little girls
instant hit!!!
… this guy is even more creepy than Clinton, Kennedy or Obama
D’rat Communist Progressives … all creepy