If These Beta Kicks Don’t Prove the Cyber Truck Can’t Be Dented, Nothing Will

26 Comments on If These Beta Kicks Don’t Prove the Cyber Truck Can’t Be Dented, Nothing Will

1. Well, I guess that settles it. It appears indestructible.

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2. Large quantities of soy latte, avocado toast and Prozac were consumed after that display of faggotry.

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3. …meanwhile, in reality…

   https://abc7.com/tesla-cybetruck-stuck-in-mud-california-caught-on-video-ford-pick-up-tows-truck/14198708/

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4. That’s fucking gay.

   Like Jackknife said, “I’ve been cussed out worse by old ladies and queers…”

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5. Throw ball bearings at the windows again as well as the truck body.

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6. I’m sorry. I just don’t get the Cybertruck. I wonder if a triangle is Elon’s favorite shape-like X is his favorite letter.

   My dream truck is a Rezvani. It’s the only thing I’d feel safe in while driving through Seattle.

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7. Well dudes and dudettes. That’s .032 to .062 thick brushed aluminum preformed panels that need to be replaced. A poor estimate of maybe $2100.00 dollars. You’re stupid. Elon wins again. I know my manufacturing shit. If Elon’s charging more, it’s because he can. I always wondered why he went with such simple geometry. Now know. That African is brilliant.

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8. Looks like a swarm of undercover fedbois.

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9. Brad: According to Wikipedia, “The body panels are made from 300-series stainless steel up to 3 mm-thick (1⁄8 in) which has been cold-rolled.”

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10. Tony R

    My bad. I meant to say Stainless, brushed. 303, 304, same animal and still dirt cheap. But thanks for proving my point.

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11. ^^ except there’s a big difference between .032 to .062 aluminum and .125 stainless…I did some time in the trades too….

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12. willysgoatgruff

    I said I made a mistake. What are you now looking for? A showdown? Name it. I thought this was over. Apparently not. I know my shit I can tell you that.

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13. settle down Brad…

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14. Let me know where you’re at Willy. Right now we need pals. That’s all I’m sayen.

15. How about picking up obama, biden and clinton by their legs, and swinging their heads at the Cybertruck to see if it dents? Over and over and over again.

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16. I had a Saturn coupe that you could kick like that, plastic doors and fenders. Trouble was the wind would push that car all over the road.

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17. Screw the dents. The thing constantly will be covered with smudges just like the kitchen appliances. And they’re a PIA to constantly wipe and buff. Tree sap will be particularly fun. Clear your entire Saturdays.

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18. Well won’t BLM and Amafags be disappointed…

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19. I don’t believe my tin-foil hat would be dented by those guys kicking at it.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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20. And they cut the part where they celebrated with soy lattes.

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21. Who let them out of the wet paper bag so they could kick it.

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22. Just be really careful once you get it up to 88 miles per hour.

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23. Who are they marketing this vehicle to? It’s obviously not a real truck because the bed is too small. In my opinion it is more like a Subaru Brat.
    https://imgs.search.brave.com/UP5wcpaDSGU6gD2ASVOW98rjeEyln7tbb8IMKUK80xw/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzLzY3LzFh/Lzg5LzY3MWE4OTIz/MDdjZDg1NWY4NjA3/MmZkOTY5MjY2OTkx/LmpwZw
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24. Janitor: I had a friend who bought a brand new Toyota Celica back in the early 80’s, the one with the brushed stainless B-pillar panel. His wife tried to get tree sap off the stainless using a Scotch Brite pad. It looked good…until it dried off. Scuff marks all over it.

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25. hahahaha brad don’t know shit evidently and musk is far from brilliant

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26. Like Norm MacDonald would say, “Not gay enough!”

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