The World Health Organization has declared that, worldwide, 3.7 billion people younger than 50 are infected with herpes simplex 1. That’s roughly 2 out of 3 young adults and teens.
This highly contagious and incurable virus is spread through kissing, oral sex and use of shared objects.
U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates “54 percent of Americans carry the virus.”
The other day I watched Spinal Tap again. One of the funniest, most brilliantly made movies ever. The little hilarious details are amazing like the one where the band is at the party and you notice that both Nigel and David have the same “shared groupie” sore on their lips. Hysterical.
Well I don’t think I have it. I’ve been married a long time so of course there is little kissing anymore.
Did you know that 100% of every person who has ever eaten carrots has died??…
Note to self…..stop eating Carrots
See? Being too old for all that temptation isn’t so bad afterall!
…what a shame, giving lip could be so much fun.
Did you know that no one has ever died while carrying a pumpkin?
Ha! Another Internet legend bites the dust!
http://q13fox.com/2013/09/26/driver-of-semi-carrying-pumpkins-dies-in-crash/
😉
Damn….stay clear of pumpkins
Well, not having been the recipient of oral sex for 30 years but giving oral sex whenever the wife and I did have sex, I guess one of us is protected. I think.
But then again, I haven’t had sex in so long, I forget which one is supposed to be tied up.
If you get lip herpes/cold sores quit eating peanut products. I’m not a food allergy freak or holistic freak, but it worked for me. I now have cold sores less often than sex, and that is saying a lot.
PumpkiN. 🙂
If cold sores feel like sex, then maybe I’d like a few….
He only had one in his lap at the time of the crash. We won’t get into any other details here…
🙂