Caution: clicking the link may cause some disgust and nausea.
But some people just have to see everything. I understand.
A security guard at a Chargers game stood mere feet from the cheerleaders and played a little pocket pool.
Maybe he was just rolling dice in his pants, I dunno, but it certainly looked like he was shaking hands with Abe Lincoln.
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Sent in JS… blame him.
NOT CLICKING THAT!!!!! NO WAY!!!!
unfortunately for him, it was a day game with great visibility for the fans near the end zone.
offensive interference!
“We’re looking into it to determine exactly what happened, and if it happened, who is responsible.”
WTF? Wanna know exactly what happened, and if it happened, and who is responsible? Who writes these moronic statements? Looks as though the guy massaging his dick is responsible.
Well Benito, I clicked on it and viewed it and I know exactly how it happened! Duh! 🙂
BTW, look at the picture of him, he looks like he’s got a big cigar sticking out of his mouth. Awkward view to go with the situation.
The devil made him do it. Hey kid stop it, you’ll go blind. I couldn’t open it but I’m sure it would be more entertaining than watching the wankers on CNN.
Maybe he just had some untreated jock itch? How about hand spasms and he was trying to avoid displaying his disability? Or perhaps there was a monkey being choked in there!
Or he is a graduate of the Anthony Weiner sex treatment clinic.
At least he wasn’t playing an away game.
At least he wasn’t taking a knee…
Sure, sure, like you never masterbated in front of 80,000 people.
Wrong president. I think he’s shaking hands with Johnson.
“Guard was openly masturbating RIGHT IN FRONT of us during the game, while watching the cheerleaders jump up and down!!! I can’t believe this was allowed. Such a complete disregard for women’s rights and public decency! I am truly horrified at this guard lack of respect for women’s rights,” wrote lov_app on Instagram.
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Okay help me here, what does women’s rights have to do with a pervert pleasing himself in public? What about guys watching this creep, children seeing it? It has nothing to do with women’s rights. The right for what? The guy got fired and his picture with him pleasuring himself is all over the internet. I’m a woman and I don’t feel violated or that my rights as a woman has been taken away. I think lov_app on Instagram got enjoyment out of watching and filming it. JMHO.
I never even saw the “women’s rights” part.
That is Re DICK ulous
… maybe he was making a political statement about the NFL 😉
Other calls:
Illegal manipulation
Forefingers in motion
Roughing the fapper
@Goldenfoxx my favorite part of the comment you posted is, “I can’t believe this was allowed!”
Damn, women like this make us all look bad when they confirm every stereotype of the irrational ditsy broad.
this guy needs to be in the crazy ward with eichenwald and that trump doppleganger
Bring him to Ithaca NY.
Well, watching Rivers can be painful at times. Perhaps he just needed to get his mind off of the game.
His homage to kapernick?
At least it’s not a video of Lena Dunham rubbing one out in public.
When I first saw the picture I thought it was obama.
Take him down to the vets. They have a quick-fix for that spasm.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
When I first saw the picture I thought it was obama.
Me too!
I say the guy gets off (!) via the Hillary Rule; he didn’t mean it.
I’ve always wondered what happened to the San Diego Chicken. He’s come back to life as the San Diego Chicken Choker.
Which Obama?
Bill Clinton made this guy look like a piker.
Not fair, if fat, ugly Dunham can take a crap on TV for a few hundred thousand perverts why can’t this guy choke his chicken for a measly 80,000 people?
Maybe they should arrest the San Diago cheerleaders for provocative enticement by jumping up and down in public!
“We’re obviously concerned and taking it seriously,” said Bill Stetson, Chargers’ Director of Security. “We’re looking into it to determine exactly what happened, and if it happened, who is responsible.”
this is soooo much like the routine “we may never know the motive” that we hear after some aloha snackbar attack….just one tiny crack in the dam, next thing you know, nobody can figure out anything…….in today’s world, isaac newton would not be able to explain why the apple fell DOWN from the tree…..it would be putin’s fault, or something……
Have you seen those cheerleaders? I’m just sayin’….