Did you know that Illinois is leading the nation in job creation???
It must be true. That gorgeous, elegant, nice classy ladyboy in the white house told us so, and why would this gorgeous, elegant, nice classy ladyboy lie?
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Because she would burn to a crisp if she told the truth.
Like vampires in the sun, the light of truth will sear evil to hell where it came from.
“Illinois is ranked number 42 out of the 50 states in job creation since 2009 when Obama took over.”
So that’s what it means to lead from behind…
I call bullshit on bullshit. Hubby left IL this morning to head for TN. Starts his new job tomorrow. We will join him once kids finish the semester. If I had a dollar for every person here who told us they want to leave here, we would be retiring in TN instead of starting a new job.
She said that because it’s too painful to admit that a red state, Texas, leads the nation in creating new jobs.
You’d think she’d of come up with a more convincing fact than that, something harder to fact check.
“Mike Ditka impersonators”
“Professional sports teams named after the animal she most resembles”
“Former governors serving time”
“People shoot in the ass”
What she should have said was, “ILL-inois leads the nation in patronage jobs.”