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I’m Just Happy He Didn’t Enjoy Picking His Nose

Tuesday, 14 November 2023, 9:00 BFH Uncategorized 24

24 Comments on I’m Just Happy He Didn’t Enjoy Picking His Nose

  1. Well, “Exercise, eat right, die anyway.” comes to mind.

    Was he vaccinated?

    A little creepy, even by today’s standards. Good thing he didn’t like watching porn by himself.

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  3. B F H
    a very happy joyful birthday to you today. Thank you for a wonderful Website for us daily weekly yearly supporters of you. We love you and may you have many many more birthdays right here with us.

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  10. …I’m guessing this person didn’t die a natural death, so probably he was autopsied.

    I wonder if those folks realize they are looking at a hollowed mass of embalmed flesh stuffed with used hospital linens where organs used to be, sewn together with rough stitches and at least one dart holding the mouth shut…

    …kinda makes the pose more of an irony than a tribute.

    Although I would be interested in seeing how the pallbearers get this fellow to his grave…

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  11. I’d a recomended playing “The Weight”

    I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin’ about half past dead
    I just need some place where I can lay my head
    “Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?”
    He just grinned and shook my hand, “yes” was all he said.
    Sooo here I lay!

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  13. And happy birthday indeed Sir Hat. May the Lord bless and protect you for the coming year, grant you His joy and His peace and His Blessed Assurance that this is all temporary and one day – many years from now – you will be with Him in Heaven and be glad indeed. May He guard you and guide you through the coming year, and bless you with all you need, for His grace is sufficient.

    God Bless,
    -SNS

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  14. …but please, BFH, when it IS your time, go for a less posed burial?

    …although maybe it WOULD be interesting to know what pose you WOULD have, were those who know you best to pose you for your final day out with the people…

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  20. SNS

    “…but please, BFH, when it IS your time, go for a less posed burial?

    …although maybe it WOULD be interesting to know what pose you WOULD have, were those who know you best to pose you for your final day out with the people…”

    My guess would be Fur sitting in front of his computer, pulling his hair out, frustrated from trying to kill all the spam and make a profitable living off this poor site!!! 😳

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  21. ^^^

    …I thought the theme was it’s supposed to be something he LIKES to do!

    But maybe he does?

    Only his hairstylist knows for SURE…

    …maybe a paintbrush and an easel? But what to put on the canvas, unless he has an unfinished work that’s found after his remains are, that would be the right balance between touching and creepy, so perhaps he could keep something around for just such an occasion…

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  22. The thread winner is…

    A. ecp TUESDAY, 14 NOVEMBER 2023, 9:52 AT 9:52 AM
    Brad’s rewriting his will.

    OR

    B. BFH TUESDAY, 14 NOVEMBER 2023, 10:01 AT 10:01 AM
    Brad, is that a “dead lift”?

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