You guys can have the fun being the headline writer.
I was going to do a “what’d he do?” with this story, but I can’t find a picture of the perp.
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Where Shakespeare alive today do you think he would write of unrequited bromance?
Cock fight in Wayne County results in restraining order.
Getting ready for ramadan, no doubt!
How far has man fallen…you be the judge.
Animals Unmolested, Crime Committed by Non-Moslem
Man Steals Animals for Sex
Animal thief wants to trade starfish for cock.
Trading cock for cock.
Black Sheep Blackmail – Black Man Barters for Boners
Not just any cockeldoo.
Kofi Annan Approves Cattle For Tuna Exchange Program.
Man tries to steal ass, cock, and pullet too
Man wants pussy but ends up with cock.
Man man offers small cock in exchange for large one.
The thief wanted gay sex. No pussy involved here.
Better. But still not NY Post-worthy.
lol
Man steals neighbors ass and cock offers his ass and cock in exchange.
E-I-E-I ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rooster booster lookin’ for love…
That’s the best I can do I’m on my phone and I’m babysitting. ?
Man Steals Cock – Tries to Trade for Ass!
Neighbor takes animals for old MacDonald’s cock, E I E I O
Cockless man offered Deal!
With a boink-boink here, and a boink-boink there…
Farmer to sex extortioner:
Before we negotiate I need to talk to my cock.
Authorities Launch Probe Into Cock Burglar
Alleged Capon wants proof…
Sextortioner May Be Part of Gay Cock Ring
Anything to do with Humpback Whales.
Man grabs neighbor’s cock, wants sex.
Man’s loss of cock stock ends in successful cock block.
Cock Grab goes Bad.
DEMOCRAT VOTERS DRIVEN TO DESPERATION
BY POOR ECONOMY AND LACK OF SINGLES VENUES
No. He’d be writing a tragedy of pride called “Cankles.”
Like that makes it any different?
Now THAT’s a Post headline!
Libel suit from Bad Brad in 5, 4, 3, 2……
That’s it!
“Cocklegoatooldo…you?
Oh, c’mon, now …
I’ve already been in contact with my attorneys. Pain and mental anguish too. Dang you.
He should have sex with the chickens. They’d feel it.