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I’m thinking of going into the doormat business

Thursday, 20 August 2015, 17:30 BFH Uncategorized 33

Is it risky, or will I do okay?

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33 Comments on I’m thinking of going into the doormat business

  8. Our chickens like to hang around the back doorstep. It would give them a perfect target! I would have to have one at the front, along with a sign ordering people to wipe their feet. But that one would have to be filled with his purple-lipped visage so that can’t cheat and wipe around him. 😉

  10. You’ll do fine until the IRS catches up to you. I bought two ‘Worst President Ever’ t-shirts online a couple of years ago, and about 3 weeks later I received my notice from the IRS that I was being audited……seriously!

  17. Work a Crescent Moon into the background. Or even better the name of Allalalah going through Obama’s head like the arrow Steve Martin used to wear.

    That will sell for as long as Obama’s enacted polices linger. (Obama care, ISIS beheading innocent people, Iran getting the bomb while funding terrorists).

  18. Democrats would think you’re really into Obama and have his image on all kinds of things around the house, they’d be too dumb to see the joke, without a hint written on it, like “Only used Once, by Iran”

    Conservatives will wipe the crap out of the thing.

  27. My dad used to have a dart board at his shop when I was growing up, one side of which was a picture of Lyndon Johnson. We wore that thing out. But I guess casual dart throwing isn’t as popular a pastime as it used to be.

    I personally would not want that smug asshole (Obama) ruining the front of my house, and reminding everyone of his treason every time we stepped over my threshold. The urinal screen would be more satisfying, I’d think. A softball? A punching bag? Clay pigeons? Practice targets? Birdcage liners? Puppy wee-wee pads? Oh, does Planned Parenthood use plastic bags to dispose of the non-marketable baby body parts? That would be apropos.

  31. I think it’s risky. Although I relish the thought of stepping on that smug face every day, it would mean I had to have that face in or outside my house. This I refuse to do. I like unruly refugee’s idea of his mug on dog doo bags.;-)

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