In Honor of Mayor DeBlasio’s New Lax Public Urination Laws

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1. Tonight’s soothiness:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QYTxozuVaY.

   J.Geils Band

   Piss On The Wall

2. Gee wizz!

3. Start spraying the news, I’m pissing today
   I want to pee on top of it, New York, New York
   In vagabond shoes, I’m longing to spray
   Right on the very heart of it, New York, New York

   I want to piss over a city, that allows creeps
   And find I’ve peed off the hill, top of the heap

   These little town spews, I’m pissing away
   I’m gonna make a brand new stream on, in old New York
   If I can pee up there, I’ll piss everywhere
   I’ll pee on you, New York, New York

   New York, New York
   I want to piss on a city, that lets me leak
   To just make a number one, spray up some mist,
   Squeeze out some drops on the top of the heap.

   These little town spews, I’m pissing away
   I’m gonna make a brand new stream on it, in old New York
   If I can pee up there, I’m gonna pee everywhere
   I’ll pee on you, New York, New York

   Hat tip FDR in Hell

4. BRAVO !!

5. NYC’s official mascot be now should Squirt the Pissant. And their official kid’s book could be Yellow river by I P Freely. Any maybe one of their sports teams could change their name to the NY Urinators.