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Pronoun bracelets. A prius. Some birkenstocks and a Starbucks frap.
Should adopt a resting smug face, and/or crazy eyes.
Went to pick up a couch we ordered on cyber monday yesterday (yes, that long ago) and was greeted by a mumbling lady wearing FOUR masks. I canceled the order. Sick of this shit.
He needs a rainbow background “I Love Satan” badge
A dress.
Work on drooling pudding down the front of his shirt for a month (as well as not shaving or bathing) before he joins up with the Stupids!
a bucket,a shovel
and rubber boots
A lobotomy
Practice SCREECHING: https://youtu.be/wDYNVH0U3cs?si=D6lzCGdKC7c1bIH8
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Shit in his pants.
Go back to public high school…
Facial bruises from walking into doors and falling off bicycles.
A bottle of good scotch. After mingling all day long with those idiots, you will need a little quiet time.
That blue wig should be styled with a man-bun.
More flags.
A Hamas flag to go along with the Ukrainian flag for waving.
A US flag and an Israeli flag for burning.
Taylor Swift ticket stub
A chopitoffame
tampax earings
a biden t-shirt with the following on it: i am grobama’s meat-puppet
He won’t see you unless you bring some Untraceable “where’s the money” Cash or you have a little girls for him to Grope.
A tail, horns. and cloven hooves…
Piercings. Lots of piercings.
And glitter
Must stand fawning in front of the Pantshitter in Chief and offering your 9yo daughter to him
Full frontal lobotomy?
You better tuck it and go as a trans-thing!
Anal lube.
Were’s the face mask?
Many who vote Biden have headstones.
Well, where ever he’s going he needs to pull up in one of those little Fiat Micro cars. Preferably pink. He’ll be immediately excepted.
Agatha wins.
A trannie would get carte blanche.
Full meet and greet with pics for the media.
His head examined.
Bumper stickers:
“Think Globally, Act Locally”
“Coexist”
“Hate is not a family value”
A fainting couch (on wheels) and a year’s supply of smelling salts.
Pushed on a gurney with sign reading “ getting my third Abortion tonight , my body my decision “.
A NAMBLA button
tattoos of Obarfma and Pedo Joe. Also a tattoo of Che
Crap .. You all forgot a PINK PUSSY HAT
47 Vaxxx tattoos.
And a MedicAlert bracelet about the myocarditus
PBS tote bag
NPR on radio
Nostalgia for 60’s so longish gray hair T shirts and jeans
A foreign face, swarthy skin, no English, and credit cards in multiple Anglo names.
Fentanyl.
Acting lessons. How anyone could support Joetato is beyond my grasp .
bad breathe, scrote vapors wafting up ala big mike, excessive toe hair like hitlary, a bull whip sticking out your anus ala odinga, oily skin like schmuckey shumer, a labotomy like fetterman, drunk and missing your upper denture like boxwine… do I have to go on
I see he’s already purchased a wig. But I def go with a man bun.
Plenty of swish in his step & poop in his depends!
A Patagonia backpack with weed paraphernalia, black-block clothing, and water bottles filled with piss to throw at the cops.
Sanctuary for all, pro abortion, DEI and boycott divest sanction paraphernalia/propaganda
huge cock and huge tits along with a beard
My Body, My Choice t-shirt
Extra dirt to make sure hands, neck, and face are never quite clean.
Sorry, Adam. The genitals will have to go.
Have his backbone removed.