After a group of rowdies descended on a St. Patrick’s Day parade and shouted and made a ruckus, head massages were offered to anyone who was unduly affected by the coarse behavior.
The ‘Feel Safer Taster Sessions’ were made available yesterday by the Policing and Community Safety Partnership (PCSP).
A letter promoting the event read: “South Belfast District Policing and Community Safety Partnership knows that ongoing anti-social behaviour and crime can really impact on your quality of life and we’re looking at practical ways we can help!
“You’re invited to attend a taster session to explore complimentary therapies like head massage and talk to someone about how counselling services might help.”
There was a time when the Irish police offered “head massages” to the people MAKING the ruckus. I guess this is progress, turning people into frail hopeless victims in need of therapy after exposure to hooligans.
ht/ the big owe
Ah, I expected to see a vid of hickory shampoos…. Melt, snowflakes, melt.
When the Irish become pussified, game over, we’re done.
Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!
They should be offering free classes in firearms training along with martial arts@
Fritz. The Irish in Ireland are already pussified. Left wing, anti Trump (except around his hotels and golf courses),
I’m confused. Have they hired head tasters? What’s a taster session?
Why make me horny?