“While visiting California former President Obama was kicked in the shin today by a distraught looking man wearing clogs”
MJH – Bay area bathhouses will never be the same ….
HOPE HE STAYS IN THE GYM!! THERE ARE A LOT OF 2.5 LB WEIGHTS NEEDING ATTENTION!!
Emailed Fur that if I heard “our democracy” one more time, I would throw up my spaghetti.
Figuratively threw up my spaghetti.
January 20th cannot come soon enough!
HANG IN JCLADY, LOTS MORE PENNING AND PHONING TO COME!!
“I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about I, I wanna talk about number 1, oh my me my . . . “
He actually took credit for the current record highs in the stock market. I shit you not.
He has a way of talking so much without really saying exactly what he means. Trump is such a breath of clean air.
And why is it that obama is the only one who EVER says “ISIL” instead of “ISIS”?
“Our Democracy” — Good bye to bad rubbish.
He’s about 7 mins over the average time former presidents have talked in a farewell address.
I deserve some sort of prize; I actually listened to 18 minutes of it. Couldn’t take any more. i hope someone is keeping track of all the “I”s and “me”s he uses.
The “immmigrants” crossing the Rio Grande got loud cheers, but the mention of our armed forces fighting for freedom? NADA!
aa, leftists say isil, conservatives say isis, has to do with disrespecting israel, that’s all
Tony R. Just wait, before it’s over he will take credit for ending the drought in California.
Yes he is still talking is he saying anything. No
Did he stutter?
What will the body count in Chicago be by the time he quits jaw-bonin?
He knows how much he sucked for the last eight years and now realizes his “legacy” is down the crapper once Trump is sworn in.
A Communist, a muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar on January 20TH. The bartender says “What can I get ya Mr Ex-President?
He seems to stutter a lot when the name “Trump” is mentioned.
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers
The Littlest Organizer
the occupant of the White House
The First Novelty President™
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
And to the REPUBLIC, for which it stands,
One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all.
OMG – And he was supposed to be a Constitutional professor??????
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Make him STOP–please!
the Golfer in Chief
The affirmative action president
The potempkin president
Baraq Husinsane bin Ubama
The Chocolate Satan in the People’s House
The black narcissus
President Peace Prize
Barack “Kenya Believe It” Obama
Oh, did I mention that he is a f-ing, lying, liar who lies?
The Hawaiian Allende
The Unicorn Rider
Jethro, you forgot Affirmative-Action President, Golfer-in-Chief along with The First and the Worst.
Sorry Jethro, you’re too fast for me.
See the second list…
The Asshole just called the CONSTITUTION A peice of parchment . He needs to be kicked out of our country, he hates us and everything we stand for.
I hope Trump goes after him bigly, this shit has to end soon, if not it will be the end of us.
The Wizard of Uhhs
I shut off the tv when he was elected I have never heard him speak more than a few seconds.
TBMOTUS – token black man of the United States
SHOTUS – Skeet hunter of the United States
Affirmative Action Hero
The Thief Executive
Long Legged Mack Daddy
Bye bye, barry.
Enjoy the dustbin of history.
STFU already ya eunuch poser!
The greatest gun salesman that ever lived.
“What I pictured were only rich, white, right-wing guys suffering. I never once dreamed that I would be bankrupted by anything the Messiah was stumping for with his soaring rhetoric. I trusted him. I trusted my tingling, goose bumps and wooziness.”
– Every asshole who voted for Obama
OMG! Malaria’s ass is HUGE like her Mom’s! LMAO!
an 8 year ripoff
the irony is the left pushed a black potus and he proved to be the worst in history
finally, in 2017, we have hope and change coming
I watched an episode of NOVA instead.
It was good
I do not like Barack Obam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do not like that metro man, I do not like his “YES WE CAN.” I do not like his spending spree, does he not know that nothing’s free? I do not like his smug replies, I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, Nope, Nope.
Obama proved himself to be an arbitrary person who happened to lead the United States.
– Vladimir Dzhabarov
Legacyman is SO inspirational. Good thing Clinton had him out on the campaign trail to inspire the electorate to make sure Ocorpseman didn’t have a third term. Imagine where we would be if this narcissistic conman hadn’t inspired millions to vote for the destruction of his phony legacy. False Hope, Fake Change. Honest historians will find him to be one of the worst Presidents in our country’s history. Thank you for destroying the Democrat Party. That is probably the only worthwhile thing Obumbler achieved. Our long national nightmare is almost over.
“Are we witnessing right now the most radically, extremely liberal, ideological president of our entire lifetime right here in the United States of America, or are we witnessing the most incompetent president of the United States of America in the history of our lifetimes? You know, it is a difficult question,” he said. “I’ve thought long and hard about it. Here’s the only answer I’ve come up with, and I’m going to quote Secretary Clinton: ‘What difference does it make?’”
-Governor Bobby Jindal, referring to Obumbles
“Rarely has a US president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many.’
– Dick Cheney, referring to Oblamer
Most of us hate him but he doesn’t care. He just wants his name to be remembered.
We should do like the ancient Egyptians and strike his name from the record for all time.
“If you were attempting to write an offensive script to a new ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie, I couldn’t come up with a dumber and [more] unbelievable insanity than our government and our media is perpetrating on the American public.”
– Ted Nugent
I can’t listen to him. I just scream at the TV, so I don’t try any more.
This race-hustling carpet-bagger will go down in history not only the worst President ever but the most disappointing. Imagine what he could have done for your country had he been a good leader, consulted the loyal opposition, not been afraid denounce those in his own party that were anti-American and supported freedom and capitalism as a tool for countries to develop and strengthen democracy. He could have been a builder but instead chose to tear down. Good Riddance.
“I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.”
– Congressman Allen West 7/20/2011
@jclady, good to see you!
During the 3-1/2 years of World War 2 that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the Surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.
We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.
It’s worth noting, that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn’t build a functioning web site.
Modern American Currency:
One dollar bill: George Washington
Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln
Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton
Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson
Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant
One Hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin
Food Stamps: Barack Obama
They bumped Tucker Carlson for that crap?
I watched “Dance Moms”.
I’m watching Uncle Buck.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright fool and narcissistic moron.” – H.L. Mencken
“Hail To The Queef.”
Finally the eight year long nightmare is almost over.
Now Mr Trump has to kick the Republicans in the A$$ and make sure that they don’t give in to that “bi-partisan” crap. They lost, we won. Keep the boot on their throats until they see the error of their ways.
Toby Keith was talking to a self-centered immature girl in that song, so your reference to it re obama was a bullseye!
As awful and disenhenerous as that speech was. It’s over! Amen!
After eight years of surviving the worst thing that’s happened to this country, the last thing I will do is listen to Obama’s so called farewell speech.
I refuse to endure another narcissistic rant by a jihad supporting, marxist, gay despot who still is determined to destroy the greatest nation on Earth – The United States of America.
God has spared us and given this country one more chance to keep this Republic. We must do all we can to support Mr. Trump – MAGA.
@Jethro — Really enjoying your comments this evening. Great quotes! It seems you’ve been saving up for just such an occasion. 🙂
Watched FSU whip up on Duke🏀🏀👍🏻
After Jan. 20: The truth will slowly come out and, hopefully, so will a countdown to indictment of the bastard.
Jethro great wrap up on obunghole, hopefully we don’t have to hear from him for a long, long, time.
Oh yeah, one other thing, that was a nice buck you took home . There is nothing like having a great hunting or fishing camp, if you catch or kill something that is a bonus.
99th, I’m with you brother. I can’t possibly listen to him again. This will be the “Long Good Bye”. This rat bastard will still be saying good bye four years from now. He needs the attention.
seriously? … people here actually sat thru this shit-lipped glob of mouth-a-rrhea & actually allowed that offal to reek into their audio orifices?
… you’re a better man than I, Gunga Din
(frankly, I cannot stand to hear another utterance from this person’s purple lips)
I SURVIVED 8 YEARS OF THE OBAMA REGIME
T-shirts available yet?
Agreed, Bad_Brad. The psycho’s I, me and my routine will intensify.
I did not listen. Only catching an instant of it by accident when channel surfing. And now hearing bits of the biggest whoopers on the news.
Not much of a scholar of the US Constitution when he has yet to discover, or willfully refuses to say, we are a Republic not a Democracy.
From what I’ve read 0bamar uses ISIL because the word Levant gives more vigorous leg tingle to muzzies than ISIS.
Using the Levant reference is his smart-assed shout out of encouragement to the muzzies in public. Levant being the overweight looking crescent moon shape of the territory at the eastern end of the Mediterranean. However, I don’t know if the crescent moon on Islamic flag is a symbol of the Levant or not. I don’t think so.
We watched the Bruins game. How long did Sir Golfsalot speak?
I read he mentioned himself 75 times.
Whew! Anyone playing the shot game was hammered!!!
LEAVE ALREADY! You are done, this was not time time for another boring stupid narcissistic blowhard gasbag empty hypocritical stuttering obozo ‘speech.’ Do you have no class or sense of dignity? What an absolute clueless bas t rd. Walk up the steps. Wave. Keep your mouth shut. LEAVE. You aren’t the president any more you stupid post turtle. Good bye good riddance a new day in America!!!