American Thinker: We are treated daily with news stories of all the things President Trump can do. Trump causes terror attacks. Trump causes nightmares, insomnia, and eating binges. Trump caused Babs Streisand to gain weight. Trump is omnipotent. Yet he has competition. Not Obama. Not the deep state. Instead, global warming, now known as climate change, is the new supervillain on the block.
According to the victim of a real election hack, Bernie Sanders, climate changes causes terrorism. Just like President Trump. Climate change also leads to severe weather — heat, cold, rain, snow, floods, and droughts — you name it. How long until sunrise and sunset are blamed on climate change? Or the changing seasons?
Just when you thought the climate change superhero could do it all, it outdid itself by causing Brexit and diabetes.
Well thank God for this information. All this time I was blaming lifestyle choices for my current predicament. Now I know it was climate change. I will no longer take personal responsibility. Free at last. Free at last.
Why has there been no stories on IOTW about the Freedom Caucus? Hum?
Climate Change created the Freedom Caucus?
Just look at Al Gore. He’s ballooned up real nice: sucking up those carbon credits.
Thank you Rodney Dangerfield.
Have you ever seen President Trump and Climate Change in the same room? I say that’s because they are one and the same.
Yep.
President Trump is Climate Change.
How about this, Liberals.
How about you guys have an ‘Heal the Earth’ hour every day.
You shut off all electricity, put down the phone, stop driving, stop going to the store, or restaurants.
You sit quietly in a room or outside in a park and read, or think.
No phone, no AC no energy expended.
In fact the longer the better, go two hours.
And do it in the daytime so you help out the power grid.
Climate koo koo is boiling the oceans too! Why, give it another week and there will be fresh boiled lobster on every beach.
Climate change causes mental disorder, forcing hordes of nitwits to voting booths.
One of my customers this morning questioned if we’ll have winter up here in NH in 20 years. This as we’re getting a foot of snow tomorrow, April 1st. I laughed in his face and said the White Mountains will still be white long after I’m gone.
@Navigator: You got racist mountains in New Hampshire…?
🙂
Climate change turns people into trannies.
If the White Mountains in New Hampshire are racist than what are the Black Forest in Germany?
I fully expect in my lifetime to turn on the news one day and see some fucking clown presented as a “scientist” making the claim that man-made climate changes causes solar flares. And anyone who refutes him will be savaged as a “Nazi”.
Black Forest Ham Matters
At least to me
The Black Forest sounds like a good place to get robbed.
Yeah, robbed of your Ham