19 Comments on Is Your Child Getting Enough Vitamin N?
And an occasional dose of Vitamin S can make all the difference in the world in the more difficult cases.
So, all those precious snowflakes protesting Trump right now, who didn’t get enough vitamin N as children really need emergency therapy – a double dose of vitamins F and U.
They lost and didn’t even get a participation trophy.
Call them a waaaa-mbulance.
This sounds “Onion,” but don’t know for sure so here goes :-):
“Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies”
The parents are a huge part of the problem but so are the schools. At least here in Cali. they are. A friend of mine just stopped by the shop today, smoking mad. He had just visited his 8 year olds elementary school after being called about a behavioral issue with his son. Turns out he didn’t want to play with a couple girls on the playground today and was called into the front office for not being “inclusive”. My buddy was called at work to discuss matters with the principle.
I guess I’m only pointing out the obvious….the same principle applies to gibs…
@PJ – yes that is satire, I got a lot of mileage out of that one on Facebook though.
@PJ: The Babylon Bee is indeed a religion-themed fake news site.
And an occasional dose of Vitamin S can make all the difference in the world in the more difficult cases.
So, all those precious snowflakes protesting Trump right now, who didn’t get enough vitamin N as children really need emergency therapy – a double dose of vitamins F and U.
They lost and didn’t even get a participation trophy.
Call them a waaaa-mbulance.
This sounds “Onion,” but don’t know for sure so here goes :-):
“Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies”
http://babylonbee.com/news/police-calm-millennial-protesters-handing-participation-trophies/
The parents are a huge part of the problem but so are the schools. At least here in Cali. they are. A friend of mine just stopped by the shop today, smoking mad. He had just visited his 8 year olds elementary school after being called about a behavioral issue with his son. Turns out he didn’t want to play with a couple girls on the playground today and was called into the front office for not being “inclusive”. My buddy was called at work to discuss matters with the principle.
I guess I’m only pointing out the obvious….the same principle applies to gibs…
@PJ – yes that is satire, I got a lot of mileage out of that one on Facebook though.
@PJ: The Babylon Bee is indeed a religion-themed fake news site.
Sample election stories:
http://babylonbee.com/news/true-election-eternity-past-annoying-calvinist-keeps-reminding-everyone/
http://babylonbee.com/news/early-election-results-christ-still-throne/
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Agree with Uncle Al, kids need more Vitamin S, too.
@Bad_Brad: Your buddy should have refused to discuss matters, on principal.
@Claudia: I don’t know…perhaps Vitamin S (Sex) should be limited to adults.
Spare the rod…….
@Vietvet, Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha
@vietvet “should be limited to adults”
Did I go over my limit?
@Holden I. MaholdenTight: I don’t know, actually. Your limit depends a lot on your age, and whether or not you are taking Vitamin V.
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This kid has had enough of vitamin NegrO for a long time.
Say buh bye Barry.
What is vitamin NegrO?
Ben Carson?
Tim Scott?
Herman Cain?
Allen West?
Diamond and Silk?
Stacey Dash?
Michael Steele?
Martin Luther King Jr.?
Mia Love?
If it is, I want more of it!
If they keep it up, they’re liable to get a dose of vitamin Pb when they pick the wrong victim.
Funny how the older I get the smarter I become to my kids.