First time she wasn’t thinking.
Second time she was thinking of this downright nasty country.
Third time she was thinking of the oppositional party that wouldn’t allow Barack to be dictator.
HT/ 99th Squad Leader
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Had she hurled her ass at the ship, she would have sunk it.
Since it is considered bad luck for the bottle not to break on the first attempt and the bottles are currently better engineered not to break, they would normally etch the side of the bottle with a glass cutter especially at a public ceremony. That’s why you see little old lady or retired sailors break them so easily.
Which leads me to wonder if someone skipped that step on purpose to embarrass the first lady. 🙂
A real pity that I can’t put in print what I wish that bottle had in it.
When Caroline Kennedy christened the U.S.S. John F. Kennedy in 1967, she was a young lass of but nine years.
Newsreels confirm that she succeeded on the second try.
Perhaps Bawwy isn’t the only one in the family who “throws like a girl?”
“I demand a full investigation of every one of the First Lady’s 23 personal assistants immediately!
–Chuck E. Schumercheese
Classy Lady. I am so honored to have been alive when Michelle Obama was First Lady.
What song did they play?
Yank Hers Away?
She could make a submarine sink. lol
On the third attempt, she was thinking about Barack.
Wha…? I thought she had toned arms and stuff! Is no one in that family opening their own pickle jars?
Moochie could have climbed on that rail, dropped her burlap drawers, and let one of her classic MoochieBombs fly….it would have damaged it like a torpedo above the drinkl…
I the ship a garbage scow? That would be the most fitting of all?
Racist bottle and ship.
LOL! What a “lady”. Somebody sign her up with a baseball franchise. Those swings look lethal. Barry, Reggie and Melania Trump are probably her thought bubble targets.
I believe it was a new version of the old sea shanty called “Blow the Man Down”, called “Blow the USA Down”
You call a putrid mess of misery being alive?
Why would anyone dishonor a ship by having such a hateful, ugly, classless, and down right miserable skank anywhere near it?
Sure wish Micheal aka Mooch would go and be proud of another country for the next 50 years!
cut her some slack – it’s pretty hard to break a can of Colt45!
Champagne Botlles Matter
lady (LEY-dee) adjective
Offensive. Being a female*: The First Lady.
* Assumes XX chromosomes and female genitalia. No guarantee for the current first lady.
i thought that was sarcasm until i read you name. Wait, maybe it isnt. Maybe you;ve changed.
Nah.
That poor ship.
“Yonkers aweigh, my boys,
Yonkers away……”
Fuck you.
I was alive when JACKIE KENNEDY was First Lady.
SHE had class.
Michelle Obama is unfit to shine Jackie Kennedy ‘ s Papagallo pumps
Hopefully we’ll hear no more about her bitchin’ biceps.
Awesome comment, Illuminati Vulgarius. Left me chuckling for quite a while.
Mooch’s face as she was hitting that ship was the face of a pure thug. There is nothing feminine about her. If she didn’t have this gig, she’d be the one hired to beat people up in dark alleys.
The scowl ladies and gentleman, you can tell he hates that ship for weighing less than him.