Portland Officials Ban Urinals in Men’s Rooms
GodfatherPolitics – The Portland city council has now banned urinals in the men’s room of its new administration building to make transgender people and those with gender issues feel better.
The city also reported that it was preparing to open “gender-neutral” bathrooms to “remove arbitrary barriers in our community.”
According to KGW channel 8, the cost of the remodel to taxpayers is $195,000,000.
In an email, Chief Administrative Officer Tom Rinehart told city employees, “We will continue to have gender-specific (male and female) multi-stall restrooms that are readily available to any employee that prefers to use one. But there will be no urinals in any restroom in the building.”
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I’ve always been a Sink/Drain type of Guy…I like the Freedom.
195,000,000 for a couple of shitters?
‘195,000,000 for a couple of shitters?’
Well, they did have to put in some tampon dispensers and hollywood lighting, so…
Just leave the lids up guys.
This will stop soon enough.
Total Fookin’ IDIOTS!!!!
Peeing in toilets:
Guy #1 “The water’s cold”
Guy #2 “Yeah, it’s deep too”
Dear Diary,
Guess what I saw and heard today!
LOL, points for Sling Blade reference.
Why don’t they just piss and shit in the streets like the homeless?
Should save a lot of money that way.
Fine, I’ll piss on the floor.
OT
msNBC counters President Trump and his World Winning Tour programming with David Miles Hogg (almost NOT a Teen) same old song and whine.
Portland has entire neighborhoods with dirt or mostly dirt streets and this is the dumb ass mayor’s priority?
This can’t be accurate. $195,000,000?!?!?!?!?
It’s definite sign that liberals are in charge.
Hope for our nation continues to fade at an accelerating rate.
“remove arbitrary barriers in our community.”
Wrong again, dumbass.
Nicolle ‘Spits’ Wallace and Andrea ‘CNN Sucks Jockstraps’ Mitchell are SUPER DUPER SALTY TODAY.
The 2 Chrissy’s must be fainting.
Record for your enjoyment
I’d love some broad to yell at me for leaving the seat up. She’ll get a mouth full of knuckles.
So they still have “gender-specific, multi-stall” bathrooms. If I worked in that building, I’d use the wrong gender, multi-stall bathroom and challenge anyone to say I was doing anything wrong.
This will get interesting when the enviro-Nazis clash with the PC Police as the over-sized water bills come in.
“…to make transgender people and those with gender issues feel better.”
That right there is a fool’s errand. There is little or nothing that anyone other than the afflicted themselves can do to mitigate self hatred.
Rick’s earlier post came real close. So, no urinals.. We’ll just use the pee corner instead!
No guy who wants to keep his man card is going to pee sitting down. They’ll all still pee standing up like always and old guys will probably keep dribbling pee all over the floor. Toilets are for # 2’s and not # 1’s. I’m old enough to remember when urinals were long troughs where all the guys lined up next to each other to take a leak. With no dividers, it was embarrassing to try and not look at the guy next to you peeing and guys who are shy pissers (or with small dicks) were hardest hit.
I could use the sinks if I could reach them. They should supply step stools.
A couple of buddies and my self were so drunk once in Hawaii at a Pizza Hut nearby the Pearl Harbor Navy base we ended up peeing in the sink thinking it was a urinal. Of course it helps also to be tall.
Theoretically the lowest possible IQ score is 4. The members of the Portland City Council seem determined to prove that theory is wrong, and is to optimistic. Lower than four is possible, and they’re going to prove it.
@mr hanoverfist. Or never lift the seat in the first place if you wish to change policy. Quickly.
The Largest Fossilized Human Turd Ever Found Came From a Sick Viking:
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2019/10/02/lloyds-bank-coprolite/
From one of my favorite history sites. Huh? Off topic? Naaaaa.
…my fire company was once called out for a field fire, and didn’t see it when we rolled up, but there was a smell of smoke at the turnout for this field. We packed up with Indian tanks (probably can’t call them that now), and followed the smell to behind a copse of trees where someone had dropped a butt, and it was just a smoky, smouldery damp brush kind of thing.
…we were all guys on that particular run, so we dropped the Indians, then dropped trou, and it was “Surround and Drown” from there…
…N.B. it went into the official OFIRS reporting system as “HAND EQUIPMENT” under “METHOD OF EXTIGUISHMENT”…
Jimmy
OCTOBER 2, 2019 AT 5:57 PM
“The Largest Fossilized Human Turd Ever Found Came From a Sick Viking:”
…there used to be a saying at my plant, “You can’t polish a turd”, a reference to there being small hope to make inferior equipment or mentally challenged people be an asset.
On vacation one day, I went to Smoky Mountain Knife Works in Sevierville, and in the downstairs area they had little nuggets of tumbled and shined fossilized dinosaur scat.
I brought it back as proof that, if it’s OLD enough, you CAN in fact polish a turd.
https://www.smkw.com/coprolite-fossilized-poop-display
…that Swedish loaf at your link looks pretty shiny, too, @Jimmy…
Then I’ll never have to put the seat back down after I piss again.
Thanks, Supernightshade. I was shootin’ for shiny. That’s a fun historical site, btw (thevintagenews.com).
Remove all the toilets used by leftist who make such stupid decisions. Let them pee on their shoes.
Fuckit, I’m still peeing against a wall. Urinal or no urinal.
Dear Rick, Pretty close.
My sister in law was insisting on the “Seat Up” argument.
I told My Brother, ” just piss all over the seat every time”
Wanna Guess how the seat is left now days?
Piss on every inch of that seat every time! Those urinals will be back in 6 months.
There is only 1 male privilege and that is standing while you piss!
Women’s privilege is sounding like a whistle while they squirt and the ability to stop on a dime mid stream!
Tiger eyes
OCTOBER 2, 2019 AT 6:46 PM
“…Let them pee on their shoes.”
…well, if they’re ALREADY crapping on the sidewalk where they walk, it doesn’t seem like peeing on their shoes would really be that much of a stretch from there…
…besides, they’re used to pissing on the REST of us on a daily basis, so they probably consider it a PRIVILEGE at this point…
I’d take a piss on city hall in protest, but all the homeless people beat me to it.
Are these seats supposed to be yellow?
Anybody can pee on the floor.Be a man, shit on the ceiling!
At age 12, a bunch of us gathered in the basement of one of Seattle’s largest churches (which shall go nameless). Therein resided a terrific basketball court upon which we played ball to the sound of someone practicing the pipe organ upstairs. All went well… until…
We took a break and I went to the john. Upon pushing aside the stall door, there in front of me was a huge, shiny, foot-long laid curvelinear on the toilet seat, so neat and tidy it defied logic. The diameter of this iconoclastic (and apparently prehistoric) artwork had to be at least 2″.
“Why would anyone do that?” was my first thought. It’s not something you forget.
^ It was truly a “holy crap!” moment.
(And yes, it was a Catholic church.)
Apparently the city council hasn’t read the book of Unintended Consequences?
Like being a fag gets you a diseased and early death or tax the crap out of people and they produce or buy less and so on.
Sad for women. They used to have clean restrooms. Now they’ll sit in pigstyes.
I had a plumber as a customer. He had installed 2 urinals in his house. His wife loved it because the boy’s bathrooms were much cleaner once he installed them.