I’ve been having trouble finding myself…
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(Milk flies through nose from laughing too hard…)
That happens to me, too. I’m often beside myself…
I hear the theme song from Benny Hill.
After years of counseling, therapy, and painful self-introspection, I finally found myself…
I was in the bathroom
😬👀
If you talk to yourself other people will find you. It never fails.
If you lose your mind, just remember, it’s in the last place you left it.
@Answerman Cooper
My mom used to talk to herself now and then. Dad asked her why she did that. She replied, “I like talking to a better class of people.” Dad stopped asking questions.
Early Sunday morning, Tony “The Worm” Fauci was found sexually assaulting a life-size cardboard figure of himself on a secluded trail in Fort Marcy Park in suburban Washington, DC. When onlookers shouted at him to stop, he yelled, “Wait your turn!”
Ann Nonymous Prime
APRIL 5, 2021 AT 12:06 AM
“That happens to me, too. I’m often beside myself…”
…like this?
https://youtu.be/Lb5N5cYKfoA
Answerman Cooper
APRIL 5, 2021 AT 12:25 AM
“If you talk to yourself other people will find you. It never fails.”
“In one thing you have not changed, dear friend,” said Aragorn: “you still speak in riddles.”
“What? In riddles?” said Gandalf. “No! For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying.”
-J.R.R. Tolkien, “The Two Towers”
They used to put missing people on milk cartons but that was deemed white supremacy…
Hey lady, how youse doin?
Lady: If I wuz doin any better theyre’d be two of me!
“I was living for a dream
Loving for a moment
Taking on the world
That was just my style
Now I look into your eyes
I can see forever
The search is over
You were with me all the while”
https://youtu.be/xELTfJ-ZVBc
“When the pace is too fast
And I think I won’t last
You know where I’ll be found
I’ll be standing here beside myself
Getting ready for the final round”
https://youtu.be/gx7XbV82JfQ
You realize they do alot of drinking over in Iceland. Alot of drinking.
And they’re not so social.
Sounds like a description for a government procurement plan to create a new government job description for procuring jobs.
Shrug.
A few years ago, I stood up in the bathroom upon completion of cleaning and my mother was standing in the doorway. “When did you get here?” I asked her and got no reply. I was speaking to my reflection in the mirror. I found someone who wasn’t there or was she? I could very easily see myself not recognizing my own description in such an instance. The excitement of a once in a lifetime trip etc.? Poor lady, probably feels like a total flake. It’s really kind of frightening to be able to relate to one of these “look at this goof stories”. Sigh. Nosce te ipsum.
Looks like Loki is still alive and well in Iceland…
Many, many years ago I got very excited when I saw a woman who looked just like me at the grocery store – my doppelgänger as it were. Then I realized I was looking in a mirror above the meat counter.
“That missing person can’t possibly be me, I have different clothes on!”
She needs one of those tracker thingys you can use your phone to find.
TRF, In the words of the immortal Firesign Theater, How Can You Be In Two Places At Once And Not Be Anywhere At All.
I just ask myself, where was I the last time I remembered where I was.
@Sturge
I love your mom’s wit.
A penguin walks into a bar and asks, “Has anyone seen my brother?”
The barman replies, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”
You can always find yourself in the last place you look.
Anonymous; “You can always find yourself in the last place you look.”
When I lost myself, I searched the place I was at last.
It was a dark, angry, bitter place filled with sorrow and regret.
I turned my back and walked toward the light. It was and is good.
1 John 2:8
Again, a new commandment I write unto you, which thing is true in him and in you: because the darkness is past, and the true light now shineth.
Some guys need a magnifying glass to find themselves…
Man … I hate it when that happens …
Sum fiukin fool was yellin: “Mr. Presidunce! Mr. Presidunce!” and Jill had to shake me cuz I din’t no t know who thye was talkin bout.
Some days I’m just not myself…there’s so many of me.