James Woods Would Like To Clear Up Any Post-Tragedy FLOTUS News Confusion

  Just to end any confusion…

29 Comments on James Woods Would Like To Clear Up Any Post-Tragedy FLOTUS News Confusion

  1. NEVER FORGET the worst oil spill in history of 2010! Where was ANY Obama?? NOT in the game! Leadership, baby!!

  2. I’m going to have to look up Mr woods not sure who he is. I assume a celebrity
    I remember 1970’s celebrities but the new ones I don’t know.

  3. Mooshele is unavailable for comment. Vacationing on some exotic isle with two gay guys. Neither of whom is Barry.

  4. I really don’t anything about James Woods, but I say with confidence that the man was raised right! I’m pretty he was taught most of these rules:

    1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

    2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain’t one of ’em.

    3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king.

    4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

    5. Act like you’ve been there before. Especially in the end zone.

    6. Request the late check-out.

    7. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

    8. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

    9. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

    10. Don’t fill up on bread.

    11. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye.

    12. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

    13. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

    14. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

    15. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.

    16. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

    17. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

    18. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

    19. Never turn down a breath mint.

    20. In a game of HORSE, sometimes a simple free throw will get ’em.

    21. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

    22. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

    23. Thank a veteran. And then make it up to him.

    24. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

    25. Eat lunch with the new kid.

    26. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

    27. With his words a man makes covenant and his signature is evidence of his covenant.

    28. A man is only as good as his word. If you say you will do something, you do it. If you make a promise, you keep it.

    29. If you sign your name to a document, you abide by the all rules and statements of the document.

    30. Give credit. Take the blame.

  5. James Wood should run for Governor of California. He’d have a good shot at it.

    Mr. Pinko if you have his ear you might suggest it.

  6. James Woods said on Twitter that he used to be a Democrat “until Clinton was impeached. Every single Democrat without exception stood behind a convicted perjurer. That was the end.”

  7. The AA president is out of other people’s money to donate and Manchelle is having her balls shaved.

  8. Michelle TRIED to get to New York after Hurricane Sandy….

    …but she was having tranny problems!

    Bada bing!

  9. @The Rat Fink
    “23. Thank a veteran. And then make it up to him.”

    I must respectfully object. My best friend of 20+ years, and a 33 year vet of the USAF recently passed away. There is no way to make it up to a vet if you weren’t one yourself.

    RIP Ray Wiebe. I hope one day to be just like you.

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