Jeanetics- with Big Brain Chelsea Handler

25 Comments on Jeanetics- with Big Brain Chelsea Handler

1. The only contribution Chelsea Handler has made to humanity is not procreating and spreading her defective “jeans”.

2. Aaannnndddd…she loses against. Male. White male, Rich white male….mwhahahahahahaha

3. If ignorance like cream rose to the top, this mental midget would be in her own 7th heaven

4. I’m with hur.

5. Handler really is last weeks news. She used to be one of Hollywoods hottest properties but now couldn’t get invited to the daytime emmy’s. Must be a little tough on her vodka fueled ego to stare at the iPhone all day with no good vibrations.

6. “Let’s hope for a girl.”

   Because a girl would have different “jeans”? I think the only thing that runs in Chelsea Handler’s “jeans” is diarrhea.

7. There, their, they’re, let’s not get our panties in a bunch much less our jeans. Let the girl have her 15 minutes of fame, whoever the fuck she is! 🙂

8. Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler Mar 20

   I just want everyone to know that I’m currently in Paris trying to make sure they don’t fuck up their election like we did ours

   She mustn’t have been in the United States during our election otherwise we wouldn’t have screwed it up.

   Man, her feed is hard-core libtard lefty. I think she writes off half the country preemptively in order to not have so many people judge on her actual career.

9. @ Doc lol

   Eye sea what ewe did they’re

10. Dumb as a box of doorknobs.

11. Still think old Chels is as funny as a case of pin worms in a wet suit.

12. Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler Mar 20

    I just want everyone to know that I’m currently in Paris trying to make sure they don’t fuck up their election like we did ours

    and how you are doing that “sweetheart” ?
    Like Madonna ?
    Sucking on every muslem frenchi dick you can get hands on just for a vote ?
    ..or getting in the ass by every mohammet follower that misses his camel or donkey ?

13. And this jeanius mocked the FLOTUS for her grasp on the english language?

14. Chelsea Handler latest claim to fame is getting peed on by some celebrity I’ve never heard of. So obviously she’s just the kind of person we need making judgment calls on policy. The problem with stupid people is they don’t know they’re stupid. Because they’re stupid.

15. “Let’s hope it’s a gurl”…..so she can become a ex-porn movie harpy and general disappointment to decent women everywhere.

    Right, you potato-faced slut?

16. Hmmm, interfering with the French elections….
    But it’s France, not the US?
    Better ask the ‘Russians’.

17. Is she related to Joe Biden?

18. The new dynasty Trumpalot! We can vote in Trumps who love America for the indefinite future and keep America Great!

19. What Chelsea Handler doesn’t know would make a wonderful library.

20. Her great educational output would be less than a dribble in the ocean of knowledge!

21. @Wambam
    She did procreate. But sadly she sacrificed her offspring to the alter of Roe-v-Wade

22. Hateful, bitter skanks make bad comedians.

23. Oh. She’s a comedian? Like a whooping Goldberg comedian? An Amy scphincter comedian?
    I’ve honestly never heard of her.

    Autocorrect changed whoopi to whooping. Didn’t feel the need to change it.

24. Oh, the stupidity makes me laugh so hard!!!! 🙂

    @Moe Tom – and what a YUGE library it would be!

    @PHenry – agree. Whooping seems to be a better moniker.

25. Doesn’t it feel great to know conservatives don’t take advice from people like this? I mean, to have a brain that functions the way it should and all. In fact if you find yourself ever agreeing with these people you’ll know right off that something’s wrong with your brain. Progtards: Free cranial and emotional IQ diagnostics.